Kageyama: I have feelings for you.
Hinata: Oh, me t-
Kageyama: Not telling you which ones tho.
Kageyama: please be patient
Kageyama: I am confused again
[Asking Haikyuu characters what makes them happy]
Hinata: Volleyball
Kageyama: Volleyball
Kenma: Video games
Akaashi: Inner Peace
Bokuto: Akaashi
First years group chat
Yamaguchi: Hey could everyone please come to class tomorrow so we can start on our assignment
Kageyama: what topic are we doing??
Hinata: which class?
Tsukishima: are you guys trying to kill me?
Kageyama: Come on, how many times do I have to apologize?
Hinata: Once!
Kageyama: ...No.
Hinata: Kageyama and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Kageyama: We what?
Daichi: How is everyone doing?
Hinata: Well I’m breathing
Daichi: Setting the bar pretty low huh?
Hinata: Well it’s better than Kageyama anyways
Kageyama: [having a panic attack] honestly fuck you
Kageyama: I forget but I do NOT forgive.
Kageyama: I'm wandering around hating people and can't remember why.
Hinata: *hits Kageyama in the head with a ball*
The Karasuno boys three hours later, trying to coax him down from a tree: It’s okay he’s gone you can come down now-
Hinata, still shaking: He’s not gone, he’s waiting.
Kageyama: so...what do u think of Hinata?
Tsukishima: ...he’s annoying
Kageyama: yup, I‘m in love with him too
Yachi: I need some help dealing with a problem. Do you have any suggestions?
Hinata: play volleyball
Yachi: Do you have any other suggestions?
Kageyama: More volleyball
Kageyama: So, um… I‘m in love with him. Hinata.
Tsukishima: Hinata? The little one? That Hinata?
Kageyama: Yeah. Thoughts?
Tsukishima: and prayers.
[Karasuno first years arguing]
Yachi: TOBIO KAGEYAMA, SHŌYŌ HINATA AND KEI TSUKISHIMA, YOU LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW!
Kiyoko: *proud* That’s my girl.
Kageyama: You turn down playing volleyball?
Hinata: Yeah, I’m busy.
Kageyama: But it’s volleyball.
Kageyama: I’m gonna call the police, someone kidnapped the real you and replaced you with this soulless body.
Kageyama: People are suspecting my boyfriend is a volleyball demon, and I’m here to finally set the record straight.
Kageyama: He is, let’s move on.
Hinata: *flirts with everyone*
Kageyama: *touches Yamaguchi by accident*
Also Hinata: Do me a favor
Kageyama: Hinata doesn’t have a crush on me
Tsukishima, taking off his glasses: Here
Kageyama: wh-
Tsukishima, putting them on Kageyama: To see more clearly