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Yoda tells Luke he can’t be a Jedi until he cleans up Yoda’s mess confronts (kills) Vader (his father).

Actually, Yoda at no point insists that Luke kill Vader. Confront, yes, but confront can mean a lot of things, and is not synonymous with kill. And Luke does, in fact, confront Vader.

Yeah, I don’t buy it.

When Luke explicitly says he “can’t” bring himself to kill his own father in Return of the Jedi. Obi Wan does not comfort nor reassure him by telling him he doesn’t have to do that, only “confront” him.

Instead he says and I quote “then the Emperor has already won, you were our only hope”.

If the Jedi hadn’t intended him to kill Vader, why couldn’t Obi Wan offer Luke that reassurance of knowing he really was not being expected to kill his own father? Why could be not offer Luke that comfort?

I suggest because it didn’t exist…. They wanted Luke to kill his father. That was the intent. They didn’t believe he could be bought back to the light, and so killing him was the ONLY other possible outcome. Killing him to end the Empire’s reign of terror.

When Luke seeks comfort, all he actually got was ObI Wan trying to persaude him that killing Vader would not actually be the same as killing his father, because Anakin was “destroyed”. He had ceased to exist.

Of course, many people were uncomfortable with this, and so Lucas had to do some serious backpedaling.

However, the new Rebels series has added another dimension to this

By having Obi Wan tell Maul Luke was the Chosen One, it suggests that ObI Wan and Yoda planned this all along. The Jedi believed the sole purpose of the Chosen One was to destroy the Sith, ergo they believed that was Luke’s purpose.

Destruction almost always means killing. Its not ambiguous. Yoda and Obi Wan wanted Luke to fulfill the prophecy by destroying the Sith, that is his father Vader and the Emperor.

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Ok, this is *exactly* on the subject, but I’ve always thought that Maul had meant Anakin as the Chosen One, and not Luke. It made more sense to me, since at no point in the show there is a scene or a mention of Luke. Like, after all, it was Vader’s choice to kill the emperor and sacrifice himself, bringing balance to the Force. He wouldn’t have done it without Luke actually confronting him, of course, but he was the one to do it nonetheless.

Also, then Maul says that “he will avenge us”. I think by “us” he meant himself, his brother and all the people that were once betrayed by Sidious, including both Jedi and former Sith, and Anakin himself. So, I don’t know what this all would mean in the context of your post, but…

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In Star Wars, who would get which miraculous, do you think?

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I’d once again like to remind people that I don’t know what I’m talking about BUT let’s get into this. I’m going to ignore ages.

I want to say that the main Cat/Ladybug duo is Luke and Leia. Like when it comes to matched sets, the twins are a good option. Later on... hm. They pass on the set to Poe and Finn. (Not Rey, because I have something better for Rey.)

Obi-Wan gets the turtle because he’s the Master of Soresu, a primarily defensive form.

Palpatine gets the butterfly because his whole thing is getting inside people’s heads and making them do Bad Shit in reaction to bad emotions.

Ahsoka, but specifically Fulcrum, gets the Fox. I just feel like she’d do really well with it. She sneaky.

I want to give the peacock to Yoda because I think it would be Really Funny. On a less “for shits and giggles” front, I want to say that General Leia would use this.

Rey gets the monkey because she deserves to cause chaos and whack things with a stick. Her power is “confuse the shit out of you” and her other power is “hit you really really hard.”

Qui-Gon gets the bunny so he can be incredibly, annoyingly mysterious and vague about the future, past, and metaphysical nonsense. He’s very helpful but I want him to be annoying. Please let him be annoying and not particularly tied to time and space.

Anakin can get the dragon because he’s a force of nature.

Padme gets the mouse in honor of the handmaidens ploy.

Cody gets the bee because I say so. (Punching out Grievous isn’t as nice as kicking him, but you know what? Good enough.)

Han gets the pig because it would make him so mad. The superpower is based on jubilance. A superpower based on joy, and it lets him see people’s greatest desires. He didn’t even want superpowers, why did he get this?

Rex deserves something that makes his life easier so I’m giving him the horse.

We don’t know enough about the rest of the miraculous powers yet for me to do anything with that.

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Ok I stopped watching Miraculous at the age of ten on the second season. So I have only a general idea of what this is all about, and it is still hilarious.

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Anakin Skywalker and Huttese headcanons:

Here we go!

1. Sometimes when he’s on a mission or at the Temple or at home he swears in huttese under his breath (which actually annoys Padme since she fucking knows it, and so does Obi-Wan, so there’s that)

2. He comforts people in huttese too. He knows a lot of phrases/gentle words, so when Padme is upset about something or Ahsoka comes to him sad and unsettled, he just hugs them and tells them something good in huttese. Padme always smiles. Or maybe when he finds a clone from the 501 crying behind the barracks because he lost his best friend, his brother, and is too embarrassed to cry in front of other clones, and of course Anakin can’t just ignore him, of course he comforts him and listens to him, and tells him that it’s gonna be okay, and that he understands. And some soft huttese phrases too, because it’s just a habit already.

3. When he was a padawan he would often get into quarrels and fights with bounty hunters/drug dealers/criminals/pirates in huttese if he heard someone cat call a young woman. The catcallers would usually start arguing with him and threatening, until they saw a lightsaber on his hip. Then they just left the girl alone. Once he got in a quarrel because some guy said that pod racing sucks, though. That was the only time he got a lecture from Obi-Wan afterwards.

4. Anakin always forgets that Padme knows huttese. So when he sometimes unexpectedly goes from normal to huttese in arguments because he is a petty bitch and would definitely do that, Padme starts arguing in huttese too, so Anakin starts feeling like an idiot and always gets really annoyed. Sometimes he sings some huttese lullaby and she continues it. It always makes him happy.

5. Once he was on a mission with Yoda and met a bounty hunter that spoke huttese. They needed information from him, so he started talking to the bounty hunter, only to get interrupted by Yoda who started talking not just in huttese but in a super specific bounty hunter/pirate slang. Anakin promised himself to never go on a mission with Yoda ever again because there were some things that he didn’t want to find out about him.

6. He taught Ahsoka some huttese too. She is a quick learner so she got pretty good at it. Especially swear words cause Anakin knows too many of them.

7. Now every single person who is close to Anakin speaks huttese, except for Rex. Sometimes all three of them, Obi-Wan, Ahsoka and Anakin, speak only huttese to annoy Rex. It always works.

8. One time Yoda suddenly started talking to him in huttese (yes, in that weird slang because it seems that that’s the only version of huttese Yoda knows) in front of Mace. The look on the Master’s face was priceless when Anakin answered in huttese as well. Anakin’s still not sure if that was a dream.

9. Since he’s basically bilingual he sometimes (though very rarely) forgets some word in the intergalactic, and says it in huttese. Thankfully, he almost always has somebody to help him. Also Ahsoka learned a few interesting words in huttese that way.

10. Artoo understands huttese, obviously, so Anakin loves talking to his droid in it as well. Also, since huttese has more swear words to offer than intergalactic, Artoo loves doing that even more.

11. All of these things finally make huttese mean more to him than just the language of his own former slavers. They make it about love and friendship and laughter and gentleness. They make it about the compassion and the good that Anakin has in him.

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