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Ezra: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THR FUCK WHAT THE FU-

Sabine: what??

Zeb: he just saw Hera and Kanan together…

Sabine: no…

Ezra: THEY WERE THREATENING LANDO

Ezra: WITH A CHICKEN WING

Ezra: he was crying

Sabine: I’d be too, honestly

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Some random Star Wars incorrect quotes generator incorrect quotes

Anakin: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Ahsoka: If?

Obi-Wan: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

Ventress: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Dooku, not looking up from his book: Spear.

Ventress: BLOCKED.

Anakin: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Padme: What's that?

Anakin: Remorse code.

Padme: I'm even angrier now.

*The squad is having dinner together*

Kanan: Zeb, can you pass the salt?

Zeb: *Throws Sabine across the table*

Sabine: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Chopper: *turning to Ezra * How tall are you?

Luke: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Leia does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?

Han: If Leia were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Leia jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Luke: You jump off a cliff!

Han: Gladly. Provided Leia did first.

(I think I’m gonna go now)

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Kallus: what is your name?

Ezra: *shit! play dumb!*

Ezra: Jabba the Hutt

Ezra: *not that dumb!*

Kallus, who absolutely fucking knows that Jabba the Hutt doesn’t have blueberry hair: this kid’s definitely part of that crew