Welcome to day 8 of non-consecutive random Star Wars shitposty headcanons!
Today’s trash post is as follows:
-Fox is called Fox because stress made his hair start to grey and he’s a silver fox.
-Shaak Ti definitely did not linger around the gym while Alpha-17 was working out, absolutely not that would be completely unprofessional no matter how fine that man is.
-Sabine Wren has an untraceable art blog that she regularly posts on. She always has super in depth art conversations with one of her followers, sometimes talking to them for hours about a recent piece and it’s inspirations. She often wonders how the mysterious Mitth’raw’nuruodo is doing when she works on a new piece.
-Thrawn unironically likes ponchos. He started wearing them to mock Krennics stupid cape, but found he loved them. Eli hates ponchos, but can’t fault them on his boss.
-Luke’s poncho is Qui-Gons, he left it at Shmi’s after taking Ani so she’d remember her son was with safe people. Luke found it in a box and it called to him so he wore it.
-Count Dooku wears socks in bed as well as those old man slipper-shoe hybrids.
-The clones only get to wear pyjamas on shore leave and they abuse that privilege by wearing pyjamas everywhere. Gym? Pyjamas. Mess hall? Pyjamas. Shop? Pyjamas. They’re totally colour coded to their armor aswell.
-Older clones stay in the barracks with shinies after their first missions so they can talk about it to someone who’ll listen. Sometimes it’s just overly excited retelling of their batch’s heroics, but sometimes they lose someone and they need to talk it out, or even just get a hug. And that’s what the older clones do.
-Ahsoka and Obi-Wan once found a bunch of Padme’s clothes in the back of Anakin’s closet while he was in a Bacta tank. They wanted to make sure he had comfy clothes when he came out. One of Ahsoka’s biggest regrets is that they didn’t confront him about them. They thought he’d come to them, and maybe if they had just started the conversation none of it would’ve happened.
-ARC-Troopers take sparring too seriously and are only allowed to spar with eachother or captains/commanders that have had the same training. This leads to Jesse and Rex working out together a lot. Fives and Echo used to ask Bly and Wolffe so they’d have a challenge. It did not end well.
-The medics are the best drinkers. Whether clone or Jedi, the medics drink an ungodly amount more than the best of the regular soldiers. The only non medics that come close are Obi-Wan (because he’s got a high tolerance) and Wolffe (he spent a lot of time with Kix learning) and even then only just.
-Cal Kestis used to copy Obi-Wan when he was younger because he was the only other ginger Jedi he knew. Obi-Wan noticed that and when on missions with Jaro Tapal would always sit near and talk with little Cal because he knew he’d grow up to be a great Jedi.
-Cal Kestis and Caleb Dume had at least one class together and hit it off, becoming the little terrors of their padawan year.
-Zebs eyes are like a cat and get super big when he’s excited or happy. The ghost crew learnt this when Kallus arrived and cooked food from Lira San.
