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BEING LATIN FOR ‘BAD STAR’
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Ok but imagine if Bo-Katan actually did try to fight Din? Like, at first they’d just do it with everybody watching, including Grogu. But when he sees her threatening his dad, he goes in all protective mode and attempts to Force choke her. In the first three seconds Din’s like wtf, until he realises and freaks out, and tells Grogu to fuckin stop. Imagine the embarrassment.

So. The child is removed from the ‘arena’ just in case. They do it again. This time there’s no one to interrupt them, and, let’s say, Din wins. Neither him, nor Bo want that, so they decide to try again. This time wrestling, no armour, no weapons. Only helmets because this is the way and all. Turns out that wrestling when you’re in different weight categories isn’t the best idea.

Both of them grow progressively more annoyed while the rest of the group — progressively more amused.

Next they try arm wrestling. Maybe that’ll work? To their mutual displease they find out that while Bo-Katan is cool, Din’s still stronger. Both of them groan simultaneously under their helmets.

Finally, Fennec suggests finger wrestling. Everybody agrees that’s it’s the dumbest idea, but, unfortunately, nobody has anything better in mind. Finger wrestling it is.

Bo doesn’t know if she’s gonna rule Mandalore if any information about how she got the damn saber gets away.

Din has already given up.

But what if finger wrestling doesn’t work? Will they do rap battles? We will never know.

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