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BEING LATIN FOR ‘BAD STAR’
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aclanofthree

just imagine how insane din’s and luke’s convo about the jedi’s past would be

luke: so i was a farmer for 19 years

din: what happened then?

luke: i bought two random droids that turned out to be in possession of the most important information in the whole galaxy, then i found my dead father’s ex-friend that was like 140 years old at that point, then my aunt and uncle got brutally murdered, then i rescued a princess with my new crush and his 7ft tall hairy friend, then managed to blow up the most dangerous weapon in the galaxy with a single shot of my x-wing, then i got to train with the most powerful jedi of all time that looked like a very ugly frog, then it turned out that my dad was alive the whole time but i couldnt enjoy that moment for long because he immediately cut my arm off, then i killed the most powerful sith in the galaxy with the help of my dad who, big surprise, turned to the light side of the force and then died in my arms and after we destroyed the most dangerous weapon in the galaxy for the second time we threw a massive party with the cutest little creatures called ewoks

din:

din: do you miss being a farmer?

luke: yeah actually i do 

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hacked-wtsdz

I’m pretty sure this will be in Mandalorian s3

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the sexual tension between jon favreau trying to make a space western and dave filoni’s absolute obsession with arthurian legend and the mysticism of the Force that george talked to him about, creating the mandalorian, a show about a space cowboy who is supposed to be a criminal, but he wears a shining suit of literal armor, saves children, his name is literally palaDIN, and he is an unlikely king with a legendary sword WHO LITERALLY SLAYED A DRAGON ONCE

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hacked-wtsdz

This is the secret to their success.

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Ok but imagine if Bo-Katan actually did try to fight Din? Like, at first they’d just do it with everybody watching, including Grogu. But when he sees her threatening his dad, he goes in all protective mode and attempts to Force choke her. In the first three seconds Din’s like wtf, until he realises and freaks out, and tells Grogu to fuckin stop. Imagine the embarrassment.

So. The child is removed from the ‘arena’ just in case. They do it again. This time there’s no one to interrupt them, and, let’s say, Din wins. Neither him, nor Bo want that, so they decide to try again. This time wrestling, no armour, no weapons. Only helmets because this is the way and all. Turns out that wrestling when you’re in different weight categories isn’t the best idea.

Both of them grow progressively more annoyed while the rest of the group — progressively more amused.

Next they try arm wrestling. Maybe that’ll work? To their mutual displease they find out that while Bo-Katan is cool, Din’s still stronger. Both of them groan simultaneously under their helmets.

Finally, Fennec suggests finger wrestling. Everybody agrees that’s it’s the dumbest idea, but, unfortunately, nobody has anything better in mind. Finger wrestling it is.

Bo doesn’t know if she’s gonna rule Mandalore if any information about how she got the damn saber gets away.

Din has already given up.

But what if finger wrestling doesn’t work? Will they do rap battles? We will never know.

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Underrated Star Wars heroines — Fennec Shand

A human female assassin, mercenary, and bounty hunter, who worked for many of the top crime syndicates. During the early days of the Galactic Empire, when Clone Force 99 landed on Pantora, Shand took it upon herself to capture the clone girl Omega who had a bounty placed on her. Omega was able to escape her grasp and return to Hunter, but Shand vowed to continue her hunt for the girl. After the New Republic imprisoned many of her employers, she went on the run and ended up on the planet Tatooine. There, after a conflict with a Mandalorian bounty hunter Din Djarin, she got shot in the abdominal and left for dead. Shand was eventually discovered by the bounty hunter Boba Fett, who saved her life with the use of cybernetics. In return, Shand worked as his partner. Eventually, she wound up helping Din rescue Grogu, a child Force user that he had found on Nevarro and then lost to the Empire. After their quest was finished, Fett and Shand returned to Tatooine to become the new rulers of Jabba’s Palace.
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Leo — Cara Dune

Zodiac signs as Star Wars women + moodboards (part 5/12)

She’s brave and she’s bold and a little broken inside. She is the girl with muscles of iron, skin of stone and nerves of steel. Her eyes shine like the suns of Tatooine but her heart is as lonely as its deserts. Her skin is scarred by the kisses of destiny, and she fears no man now for she has met fate and laughed to its face.

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