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Slytherin: Your stupid cat knocked over my coffee AGAIN.
Gryffindor, petting their cat: I'm sure you deserved it.
Hufflepuff: Huh. She never knocks over MY drinks. Are you sure it was her?
Slytherin: YES. That cat is a MONSTER.
Gryffindor[smirking because they spent months training their cat to specifically target Slyth]: Maybe she just doesn't like you.