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Sniffs you with my proboscis

Stop it

making art is so fucking hard. wheres that defunctland quote

I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

look at this big cucumber that grew in my garden

scared of the world

the anxious grasshopper

for me personally i don’t think another straw could break my back. i have plenty of straw on there already and i feel great. one more would give me an even number and one more after that could be odd again for all the even number haters and losers. if you see a good place for your straw just throw it on there i can take it. i like the straw and i don’t ever think about dropping it all. my friends call me strawguy and we all laugh !

This continues to be a top contender for favorite tweet

really glad my brother got into dungeon meshi because our conversations led to stuff like this

Best friends

Top three things to say to women

🍉Data sources under the cut🍉

Goes hard I'm afraid