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@lauryssamilkshakes on ao3. samin, she/her. writer. giffer. header and icon by laurellance. I did not intend for this to become a bridgerton blog but here we are 🥰
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SOMEONE COME TALK TO ME ABOUT THAT ARROW EPISODE BC I’M READY TO EXPLODE

#seriously#FUCK ME#that was#better than p much any episode containing siren ever#amazing#I love how she's remorseful but also retains her snark#they're finally getting her character right#at least in this ep#I'm sure it won't last#but#the entire time I was watching this ep?#I was thinking of the fic I wrote months ago#and the canarysiren part#I know that is kinda bigheaded but whatever I've had two rejections so I need to compensate for the loss of self esteem lol#me.txt#caps lock cw#arrow spoilers#arrow
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so last night I had maybe my trippiest dream ever. it involved the following: ollie with ralph's stretching powers (two bland white boys rolled into one lmao), my father being detained by british national security for reasons unknown, me being in a car in a traffic jam, getting out of said car and walking the length of the road only to return and not find my car, me trying desperately to hack my toy computer from when I was a kid in order to contact my mother, the ollie ralph guy telling the national security woman that superman was in fact someone called rj apa (the name rings a bell and I'm not sure why lmao), and then finally me meeting with a psychic who was doing lots of drawings of my dreams, which included me making out with leo dicaprio and then some other guy on a beach (which dream!me said made zero sense because I like dreaming about girls so ofc this person is a fake psychic but then I realised I outed myself to them and my mum was around and I was having a meltdown when I woke up phew)

#seriously#i haven't had a dream like this in a while#it was wild#me.txt#dream tag
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dude how is it that once again an adele song reminds me of a pairing I dislike?

#seriously#first it was all I ask#and now someone like you?#I didn't ask for this#at least with the first one#the pairing in question wasn't really the issue#it was more one of the characters#but with the second one#it's definitely the pairing#and like they're both popular pairings#so I kind of expected to see a gifset floating around for them with those lyrics on it#but I haven't#tbf I haven't really looked so#hi yeah basically#until I go back to work I will be on tumblr more#like a lot more#lol#me.txt#negativity for ts
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...I can't believe I just read that with my own two eyes has anyone got a spork pls

#seriously#i accidentally clicked on a barry/eobard blog#and out of curiosity really i started scrolling#and one of the posts included the song carry on my wayward son#only it said son*#and then#*daddy kink#and wow I haven't wanted to bleach my own eyeballs this much since i read that cedric/krum fic years ago#i will happily tell you in private what happened in that because it's um smutty and I'd much rather not go into it here#but yeah um wow#on the plus side it has distracted me from my woes which is something#me.txt#personal#the flash for ts
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tfw you wonder when your sister became such a bitch.

#seriously#I don't say these things lightly#but some of the things she's said today are bang out of order#and she goes on about how another person needs to swallow their pride and apologise#when she had a shouting match with my dad#and she still hasn't apologised#and so what if she forgave douchebag uncle for threatening to cut her up?#(literally that's what he said to her)#and is now okay with him?#I'm not#and apparently that's unacceptable#basically my sister needs someone to sit her down and tell her to pull her head out from her armpit#because that is where she's talking from right now#me.txt#personal#please don't reblog#gendered slur cw
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#wank for ts#fandom wank#anti arrow#anti arrow fandom#negativity for ts#lmao I had to stop myself crying with laughter at 'I'mwith@rrow'#like how is that a legit thing#seriously#dying#I hope the ratings do go down tho#just because I'm petty and the show has been going downhill for ages and it deserves to be cancelled unless they bring laurel back#I am also slyly enjoying the way the ol!c!ty fandom is internally imploding#that probably makes me a bad person#but at this point I don't actually care#I'm glad I dodged a bullet escaping the fandom when I did#sometimes I want to write a fic for them just for the kicks#and then await the inevitable comments I know I'd get complaining about the show and not caring about the fic itself#i remember those#fun times#anyway#I'll shut up now#anti olicity#just to be safe#well#more like#anti olicity fandom#I still like oliver and felicity together#as evidenced by my flailing over them yesterday#I just think they were done badly by the show#and the fandom is horrific and toxic as hell
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