GIA (1998) dir. Michael Cristofer

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

Radish. Answer the question radish.

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

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why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

Its takes less than a minute

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

Like seven minutes

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

The fuck just slipped across my dash now?

tea!

this lesbian love note in a thrifted book has overcome me like it really is all about love it has always been and will always be

Wherever they are in their reality, know that Yusuf Al Kaysani is going to get the railing of the century tonight

People who write fic on mobile genuinely frighten me

Until a few years ago I wrote fic on my Nokia brick, does that help?

I didn’t think it could get worse and yet somehow it did

All through high school I wrote fic on my TI-83 graphing calculator using the alpha function. I discovered you could write an “equation” about 449 lines long this way before the calculator stopped accepting input and I had to hand copy it to paper.

After that I wrote fic on the note function of my old LG flip phone where you had to press 7 four times to types S.

Also wrote fic on a paper plate while at a party at least twice.

I’ve never been more fascinated and also deeply unnerved by a person before

This Alexander McQueen dress is everything

the photos of prince philip leaving the hospital have my fucking yelling

that’s a corpse just walking around

get his ass

i made a uquiz

why are your vibes so bad? take the quiz and idk find out

Listen I know we shouldn’t encourage him but the fact Lin Manuel-Miranda is writing a 2020 election musical is soooo funny to me. The Ben Shapiro/AOC undertones are a little concerning though

i almost lost my shit

Marie Howe, from Magdalene: Poems; “The Anima Alone”

What’s the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

change your fucking url jeff

new culture chat episode is out and GUYS

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screenshot of description of the episode which reads “Greg also reads the poem Marwan Kenzari sent during filming of The Old Guard!”

poem by Pablo Neruda I don’t love you as if you were a rose of salt, topaz, or arrow of carnations that propagate fire: I love you as one loves certain obscure things, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. I love you as the plant that doesn’t bloom but carries the light of those flowers, hidden, within itself, and thanks to your love the tight aroma that arose from the earth lives dimly in my body. I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where, I love you directly without problems or pride: I love you like this because I don’t know any other way to love, except in this form in which I am not nor are you, so close that your hand upon my chest is mine, so close that your eyes close with my dreams. /end ID] https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/49236/one-hundred-love-sonnets-xvii

I probably spent too much time making this

methinks….people underestimate how makeup is an actual real psychological trauma and im not being hyperbolic. being incapable of seeing your bare face in the mirror w/o being shook to your core and spiralling into a chain of negative emotions that ruins the rest of ur day? viscerally fearing being observed w/o makeup so much it informs how and when and IF you dare to move in public spaces? how many women fear intimate relationships bc they cant stomach the thought of someone seeing them w/o makeup? being so alienated from your own body that either exposing it or being exposed to it renders u depressed disturbed and disgusted sounds like textbook trauma responses to me

this post shot me in the stomach with a sawed off shotgun.

Harry/Cedric Groundhog Day AU (Inspired by the amazing fic “(Honey) There is no right way” by SincereLies. Here’s the link–> archiveofourown(.)org/works/11314398) P.s. tiny explanation cause it might be a bit criptic if you don’t read the fic. Harry tries different routes: the first one is when they both grab the Cup, then he tries grabbing it alone, then he gives Cedric is cloak to hide in the cemetery)