tere hath chumme soneya

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

French person: 80 French person: lol blaze it 

this whole post makes me want to 7 something on fire

i’ve had e9 of this

THIS POST DOESN’T MAKE SENSE I DON’T GET IT AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY

Sweet, sweet 17tion.

10 is making me facepalm so hard.

I feel bad for people who don’t know what this 16

pray for the people who have to 8ness this

I SCREAMING THIS IS GREAT

There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible.

Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn’t like to talk about it?

From John 12:49 ‘For I do not speak of my own Accord…’

withbloodinherteeth:

Maybe Jesus didn’t like to talk about it because it wasn’t the same kind of car as his Dad’s.

Because as we all know, God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in His Fury.

Nah, clearly God drives Dodge pickup trucks, because Moshe’s people are told not to approach the mountain “until the Ram’s horn sounds a long blast” -Exodus 19:13. 

I went “Oh, GOD!” upon reading this. Fitting.