he says: yeah, she’s still coming, just a little bit late - she got stuck at the laundromat washing her cape he says, if life were a movie, even it wouldn’t end like this, left without a kiss - still, she smiles, oh, the way she smiles
you gotta love when you feel grumpy on a monday morning and then the person who you're booking flights for is being a fucking pain in the arse already and then on top of that hr gets in touch and says that she needs to discuss costs because apparently the guy's offer letter didn't include the price of flights for him and his whole family and like???? that is something I would have loved to know prior to searching for fucking needle flights in a haystack
wow dudes can you believe my mother just texted me asking if I was okay and how my pain was like what do I even say to that god
lmao you gotta love when you jinx yourself after saying you weren’t as tired as usual the night before, to then move to being completely shattered at work the next day for absolutely no reason whatsoever
good lord almighty I never wanna do a video interview again and I’ve only ever done one and that was today
I can’t believe I’m gonna be 23 tomorrow. when my mother was 23, she’d been married six years and had three kids.
my dudes I so prefer crying over fancy lee to sobbing about interview stress
god I love it when my sister calls my mentally ill brother evil and says there's something seriously wrong with him this is fine :)))
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I watched the rosa scenes in b99 on youtube just now and I’m really glad people are getting the rep they deserve.
@angelicshapedpsycho replied to your post “lmao I come home and my dad literally doesn’t even let me have a...”
Woah dads could be so uncool sometimes
sadly my dad’s always been uncool >.>
preview of my next fic (Barry/Iris; G)
(IRIS is sitting up in bed, wearing a shirt of BARRY’s and panties, engrossed in what she’s doing on her tablet. When BARRY speeds in, she doesn’t look up, instead furrowing her brow in concentration.)
BARRY (surprised): What are you doing up? It’s two in the morning.
IRIS (still not looking up from her tablet): Just working on a new training simulation for you. I made it for Wally, but I figured I’d have to make some adjustments because you’re running faster than him.
BARRY (getting into bed next to her): It can’t wait till later?
IRIS (sighing): Fine.
(She puts her tablet on the bedside locker and gets under the covers. BARRY does the same.)
BARRY (softly): Hey. You okay?
IRIS: Yeah. I just…
BARRY: What?
IRIS: I didn’t think I’d ever sleep in this bed again.
(Silence.)
BARRY (pleading): Iris, talk to me. Something’s wrong. I can tell.
IRIS: Bear, you’ve just got back. I don’t want -
BARRY: You think, in all the years we’ve known each other, I’ve ever been able to sleep at night when I knew you were mad at me?
IRIS: …look. I love you. With - everything in me. I always have. And I can’t think of anything I want more than a future with you - a home, a white picket fence, a cat, God, even the diapers. Especially the diapers.
BARRY (raising his eyebrows): Diapers? Uh, is there… something you’ve got to tell me?
@stungunmilly2 replied to your post “okay I think I just finished my first draft. go me!”
First draft's the hardest! You're awesome!
thank you so much :)
so I managed to sleep for a couple of hours, from about 1am to 3am. then I suddenly woke up, and it's now 5am and I still can't get back to sleep. this sucks.
"#he would have let her thingy him" jdsfhjdsfh mina did u mean peg him?? bc if so UR ABSOLUTELY CORRECT THAT IS CANON and i'll cry happy tears if you write it tbh -eye emoji-
that isn’t what I meant, anon, but like, you do you(I’m not really the adventurous type when it comes to writing smut, sorry, anon). I just meant he would have let her have sex with him with her on top but there’s a word for it and I can’t remember for the life of me, lol.
but hey. you can fill in the blanks however you like tbh. maybe another smut writer is willing to write it for you :)
@crollalanzaa replied to your post “@crollalanzaa replied to your post “so, a whole twelve days before my...”
if I could type I'd be dangerous - so not do, croll!
you’re fine, croll. :D and I hope your night out went better in the end <3
just ate pizza and then a burger and then cheesecake. mina is a happy bunny.