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Again and again, we bleed!

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26 - she/her - Endless well of dead ends - Jag tror inget som jag inte vet
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cali

this is how they used to have sex back when everyone was smooth down there and when metaphors weighed more than truth or logic

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"the inherent divinity of" bro what inherent divinity 😭😭😭 everythings freaking normal

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yesterday I sarcastically made up the tech company names "Trimble" and "Plinq" and then to my horror discovered that both actually exist

one of us is having a stroke and I'm worried it's me

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milk5

maybe if we torture this kid harder our lives will get even more awesome

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2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."

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mothtowers

stop drinking rockstars with the monsters and start drinking monsters with the rockstars

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