Fun things to say to someone right after they sneeze

Feel free to add more

There is also

- Are you gonna eat that?

- This isn't about you, bitch

- Silence bottom

That is all I have to add

Addition from my dad

It's 4/20/22 and if no one has an addition for the 420th note by 4:20pm cst I'm adding my own in honor of the day (and it won't just be "heheh blaze it," tho with the theme we got goin on it Would work)

-FUCK! I CANT BELIVE YOUVE DONE THIS - STOP! I COULD HAVE DROPPED MY CroiSSaNt!

-optic nerve blocking on

-hi sneeze, I’m dad

this house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE

Do you need to be exorcised

If we hurry we can catch your soul before it flies away

THATS IT GET ON THE FRIDGE

We’re all gonna die here, aren’t we

SHUT UP HEATHER!

I have never met this man in my life

You’re welcome

This just in, an volcanic eruption just off the eastern seaboard.

Sayeth thou, plaguey, plaguey, plaguey

Unhinged screaming!

start singing all star

if you’re a trans ally you have to be ok with seeing topless dudes with their tits out & girls with bulges in their jeans or skirts etc. trans bodies are normal, get used to them, they’re not going anywhere.

so true breastie

woman do you have anything EDIBLE

Source: Three Artists Try Drawing Pokémon Fusions

Yes

outdoor cat defenders really are simply some of the most Delusional people on the planet, like you can list fact after fact all with verified sources about how bad it is to let cats outside for both them & the environment around them and people will cover their ears and be like "umm not my frumpkins he knows not to play in traffic & he has magical resistance to coyotes and disease"

thinking back to the time that a random girl told me how her cat would always find injured wildlife and bring them to her to try and heal them.

the mental gymnastics genuinely had me speechless

Read as many times as needed

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whoops yeah i just realised i never actually made a proper post for this version of the flag with meanings and stuff SORRY watch in awe as i copy and paste most of the explanations from the old post and say pretty much exactly the same thing i did before

the flag is basically divided into three sections - with the top pair of colours and the bottom pair of colours being two spectrums

green-light green - the aro-spectrum (and aromanticism itself represented by green because green belongs to us now hell yeah). this covers every identity under the aro umbrella - demi, grey, lith/akoi, wtf/quoiro, cupio etc. EVERYTHING. even ones that don’t have names yet.   

white - basically the ‘platonic’ stripe - friendship/platonic and aesthetic attraction/queerplatonic relationships/family, the importance and validity of all non-romantic relationships and feelings and non-romantic forms of love etc. etc. etc. etc.

black-grey - the sexuality spectrum - acknowledging aro-aces, aromantic allosexuals, and everything in between because we are a diverse lot [previous posts (warning huge icky yellow stripe in the first two): x x x]

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.

similar vibe to this absolutely unhinged car

dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

2016 dash here

2014 dash

2012 dash

2010 dash

BEFORE YOU CLICK A LINK!

Reblog this post :) Especially if you’re on mobile, you’ll lose the post if you click the link without thinking. Take a note from your elders before you

Interesting note: It definitely uses whoever you're following now, not at that date. Even the 2020 one includes a lot of people I was absolutely not following yet in Feb 2020, which is actually kind of cool, I can see what they were reblogging from this fandom before I got into it.

no U are not anyones “yandere girlfriend” you are a white girl with cat ear headphones who calls herself mizaki chan

This post makes people so angry op is in witness protection

I love that every year fire departments are like "hey. maybe DON'T fry your turkeys?"

and across the nation, patriots rise up and shout "FUCK YOU" bc surely it'll be fine for THEM

and then start massive grease fires in their backyards

it is my most favorite thanksgiving tradition

for non-americans who have no idea what I'm talking about, a TON of fire departments and public health people will do annual presentation videos on how deep frying turkeys can go catastrophically bad

and every year, the american public goes "...anyway, where's my propane tank-"

"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fry."