H.T.Death-just my stuff

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

like to charge reblog to cast!!!!!!!!

"to get treatment for adhd you (person with untreated adhd) need to schedule and then show up for several appointments" is the kind of shit the greek gods would inflict on a guy who ate his son

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

I am not taking a risk

Not risking it pals

U know what I want potato of luck

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

potato I will never ask you for anything else in my lifetime please potato for fuck's sake

Yeah, this one's a little more fucked, though. What's going on in the tech world?

I've been obsessed with this story because it's WILD.

These two have just been on trial for 15 counts of fraud in the US. Hewlett-Packard bought their company and then claimed they'd massively overinflated its worth to profit from the sale. They were facing jail terms of up to 25 years and the case has been going on for YEARS.

In June they were acquitted... but other people below them were convicted. They got away with it largely on the basis that they supposedly didn't know the company had been overvalued, rather than because it wasn't.

Mike Lynch then takes his closest friends and lawyers who helped him get acquitted on a yacht trip to celebrate. It gets hit by a waterspout in a freak storm and sinks. Him, his daughter, his lawyer and wife and the boss of Morgan Stanley and wife are all missing presumed dead.

Then the day after it's announced his business partner and co-defendant got hit by a car while out running at the weekend and has also now died.

There's almost no way that there could have been foul play - with the boat at least - but the odds of both of them dying within DAYS of each other is some real Final Destination shit...

dood i researched this because i was like "it sure sounds like foul play could be afoot to me" and it's not it couldn't be but it's almost enough to make me believe in an anthropomorphic higher power because this guys giant boat was out off shore where all the giant boats park and just before dawn one of these [pic below] came down from the heavens like the finger of god, sank his boat in particular, and went away again, like, wtf

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.

but what if

(the final change is the duck also not having a reflection)

hey girl your pussy is awesome, where did you get it installed?

between my thighs

My friends and I used to do this thing where we'd dress up on a theme and go do something totally normal.

We dressed up as pirates and went bowling.

We dressed as vikings and went to the grocery store. The security guard told us we had to move our longship because it was illegally parked.

We dressed as Romans and went to Blockbuster. The staff chanted, "toga! Toga! Toga!" at us.

We dressed up all steampunk and went to the museum. Tourists kept taking our picture.

I used to do historical reenactment when I was at University. I would go to class before session as a Norman knight, and when the session was over me and some of my buddies I did it with would get the bus home in the same kit. Stop at the Tesco's in full armour for beer and supper and ice cream, then get together at Irish's place for a LAN party.

It's enrichment for all involved. I remember being told I was 900 years late for the battle, and asking the bus driver where the horses were.

I genuinely think the world would be a much better place if more people felt comfortable dressing a bit silly out in public.

#apprehended for his crimes

tfw the laser dot catches you

Ah, they're probably coming up next! I don't recognise the performance off the top of my head, but doing ballet is HELLISHLY INTENSE and doing it without your muscles througly warmed up is just asking for injured tendrons. In between scenes the dancers literally can't sit still for too long or their muscles will cool down, or worse, cramp up, and if they're not changing costumes they're usually stretching, vigorously massaging their legs and, like here, bouncing around to the tune.

So this is a perfectly natural ballerina behavior. They're just keeping warm and bonding. 👍

I love how the last line has the exact cadence of a "is the ballerina video cute" blog

these ballerinas are not distressed and this in fact good enrichment for ballerinas when confined outside their natural habitat (the stage)