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gray/Dupe. they/them lesbian. 30, white, tme. personal blog, block "#idletry spoilers" for spoiler prevention. art @ pluralthey. teenagers don't follow pls :)
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finally finished my animal crossing island. :3 it took 2 years and over 425 hours to complete, but i had a lot of fun. the dream address is 6841-0314-8099 if the text isn't legible. if i can inspire even one person to pick up the game again and start from scratch, my mission will be accomplished. feel free to steal any ideas or builds, i know i took a lot of inspiration from other people while making this.

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second litter: 6 total, one died while they were still young due to coyotes picking it off while it was sick and moving very slowly. i believe i had very little health at the time and wasn't willing to risk going near the coyotes to grab her when they would probably leave after killing one pup. affinity has been the bane of my existence. until they're very large in the fall, it drops drastically even if you leave one parent at home with them. i picked fun parent as a perk to try to mitigate this, but i could usually only boost to around 54% before cooldown kicked in. i learned to go grab a hare and bring it back (usually one was hungry enough to eat it) and then howl and emote a few more times to boost it up again. while they were small, i hunted solo, because they didn't need much food anyway. once they were larger, i would boost affinity to 100% and then i would go hunt together with my mate. i ended up moving to another rendezvous site after they hit 25 lbs because i knew they could reasonably keep up with my run speed at that point -- just a spot closer to where we had been regularly hunting elk, so that we had less distance to cover when bringing back food. i would then leave my mate with the pups and sleep somewhere out of the range that registers to the game as "at home" but still able to see their nametags in case one wandered off. when i woke up, they'd be around 50% hunger again, and we'd go hunt another elk calf. became sort of like clockwork. when i was low on health, i would circle around the area without triggering the "at home" activation to smell if there were any predators; downwind only shows me so much information, so i would usually check the perimeter beyond where i could smell. saved me from MANY coyote attacks to chase them off WITHOUT activating a pup raid by entering home range. i knew i couldn't afford to defend them if fighting aggro predators... especially canines. bears and cougars can be fended off by pulling aggro until they're out of range or get bored, but canines won't give up until you fight them off. i learned the hard way that contesting a carcass was pretty much never worth it, because i'd often lose with one good hit taking away half of my hp, and then also not have enough health left to hunt down another elk. this time i would the same tactic as anti-bear maneuvering and lead competitors away from the carcass by forcing them to chase me a short distance, then sprinting past them and eating part of it, rinse and repeat until i was full or the carcass was gone. it's risky, but not nearly as risky as trying to fight for it. i ended up also using a riskier hunting style where i'd just lunge for the nearest calf at the edge of the herd. in the fall, they're all so high health they have no problem trying to fistfight you, and they could frequently outrun me. considering my pups would start taking damage if they went hungry for too long, wasting time chasing a calf down to exhaustion didn't seem worth it, and i was usually riding on fumes in terms of wakefulness, so they'd run ME out of stamina before i ran them out of stamina. the low point of the year was when i didn't realize the baby ungulates had gotten old enough to stop hiding in the grass and hunted everywhere for an easy meal. then totally sleep deprived i had to chase down a healthy calf with its mom for like 30 minutes because i had NO stamina. probably the best decision over the last litter was just not skipping forward to the "reach 50 lbs" part expecting a free meal lol. also i think i hate slough creek--

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beavers are just not a good source of food. you can't wear them down, their hp is ridiculous, they do almost as much damage as a deer (less damage than a tired deer or elk), and i had one LATCH ONTO MY WOLF'S THROAT yesterday and do like at least 200 damage.

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They're even putting kink in the cat food now :/

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Content Label: Mature: Sexual Themes

Notably, Jessie never uses a strap-on in sex scenes written by herself (ie. sex scenes where she gets to decide whether she's good at eating pussy, not the person she's going down on)

Maybe she's just tired of the fantasy by then

Content Label: Mature

Sexual themes

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i'm no pug apologist but pugs probably live better lives than wild wolves still. it's that bad--

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it really shocked me to learn that wolves typically only live for 4-5 years in yellowstone. a wolf that gets to 8 years old has done exceptionally well. that's unreal to me. leopards live for 12-17 years. hyenas live for 12 years. african wild dogs live for 10-12 years. cheetahs live for 8-12 years. lions live for 10-14 years. these aren't averages where infant mortality is weighing them down! this is after they live to be adults! do you see the pattern here? it's insane for an apex predator of that size to live for only a few years. and yellowstone wolves are *protected*, unlike wolves in many areas, where their leading cause of death is obviously humans. you could say those are the stakes of taking down big game, but the animals i mentioned up there do the same thing and manage to live over twice as long.

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the thing about idletry is that i often gave background characters as much of a "life" implied outside of the scope of the narrative as i could. i think that video game npc's there just to perform their duties, unable to extend beyond their narrative, in meta contexts can be funny. but imagine the implications. it is more flavorful to me to have characters besides jessie have inner lives that seem to not serve her, even though you as the reader KNOW they ONLY exist to perform a function in a story ABOUT JESSIE. for jessie to point that out as an excuse for what she does and the reader to still feel the strong desire to disagree with her

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i like to punish hex raiding by going and spam howling in the raiders' territory because i know if they're raiding my one hex at least some, if not all, of their pack is stuck in that one hex

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okay yeah i read online that you can pull spay coat out with your hand and cupid's fur didn't come out that so i was like "must not be spay coat" but i actually busted out the furminator just to see and it all came out. so it was indeed just spay coat, i will have to brush her out

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