PSA for any staunch Christian who might be following me

I am pretty much the perfect example of someone your pastor don’t want you to know exists, let alone get near or poke with a 20 ft pole. So please consider that if you want to stay following me. Don’t worry, I don’t hold unfollowing me against anyone. And even though I am DEFINITELY toxic to Christian mindsets I have no beef with people who have religion, so no hard feelings.