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Granny Weatherwax's hat

@gweatherwax / gweatherwax.tumblr.com

Old homo nerdy witch that writes slash for fun. Click on the links to see my work!
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I watch today a new Naruto episode with my roomate (We both hate Hinata) And then comes the scene with Neji’s father funeral when Hinata walk outside the temple Me:Oh, she’s running! When she fall it will complete her character! And then Hinata majestically fall on the ground. We couldn’t breath from laughter! But then…..she walk a few steps and did it again…

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SasuNaru fans are the bomb 💣

NaruHina fans: Naruto and Hinata belong together. The history is so real.
SasuSaku fans: Yeah, same for SasuSaku. They never stopped loving each other.
NaruHina fans: They are meant for each other. They even had kids.
SasuSaku fans: YESSSSSSS! Support.
Sasunaru fans: These bitches still talking. Damn. Well time to show them the years of love between Naruto and Sasuke *rolls out a paper longer than the Great Wall of China* Say something.
SasuSaku and NaruHina fans: Um.
SasuNaru fans: Yeah that's what I thought.
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A lot of people don't seem to get it, but SNS shippers have a good reason to be angry about the main canon pairings. It was basically like this:
NaruHina → no development at all, still got together. Don't ask me why. Maybe because Kishomoto is hungry for money or he just simply likes to fuck things up.
SasuSasuk → mainly negative development. At one point Sasuke didn't give a flying fuck about Sakura, lol. It's obivious why they got together. There was no other girl which is left for Sasuke. No other girl that has the popularity of Sakura (even tho many fans hate her). Anyway, Karin was basically too unpopular, I guess.
SasuNaruSasu → a lot of romantic potential. Actually the most developed ship, but hey, they are boys. Of course they are not gonna make them love each other (or suppress the fact that they would do everything for one another). Cuz Studio Pierrot, and whoever the fuck is behind this shit, are a bunch of fucking pussies. And no, I am not fucking sorry about my choice of words.
This. Plus, Sasuke only HAD to make a brat so Trashimoto could make hetero SNS and confirm that he and EVERY SINGLE ASSHOLE who ever said SNS is "brotherly" are homophobes.
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My best friend watches also Naruto. So does his little brother. We were talking about SNS. I was like "Naruto and Sasuke make as a couple more sense than Sasuke and Sakura or Naruto and Hinata". His little brothers response made me kinda sad. He basically implied that it can't happen, because they are boys... He is only nine years old. Why does a nine year old think like that??? :(
Because adults taught him that two people of the same sex can't love each other. That's how homophobia passes from one generation to the next.
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Once again, these were originally compiled by Le Cygne here:

1)“You’d best see to her as well. She’s still limping on the leg I pricked when we fought.” 2) Jaime gave him a sharp look. “Brienne?”… “I had told Lord Vargo there were no sapphires on Tarth, but he will not...
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I spoke to George R.R. Martin about this, and he said that it was always his intention with Jaime and Brienne to take the classic Beauty and the Beast story, and turn it on its head. Brienne is not ‘unconventionally attractive’, she’s ugly, and she’s ugly to society. She is the beast.

Gwendoline Christie

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There are so many sexually attractive things about Brienne, I can't imagine that ole pervert didn't think of ALL of them while creating her... she's tall, strong, strong-willed, a female warrior, a shy virgin, and FUCK if she doesn't have the best abs, thighs and an ass cut like a fucking diamond with all that training she does, omg *aggressively fans self* no wonder Jamie can't keep his dick down when he looks at her. 

Besides, those large strong hands of hers just scream "I'll give ya the best handjob of your fucking LIFE". *aggressively turns on the AC*

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phantom limb is the sensation that an amputated or missing limb (even an organ, like the appendix) is still attached to the body and is moving appropriately with other body parts.

Even gone, they’re holding hands. Missing, gone, taken away, they’re connected, reaching out for one another, holding on to the only thing they have left: each other.

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