Ok, I have to say this. 

I’ll still be reading Naruto fanfiction, but I don’t know when I’m going to work on my two unfinished canonverse Naruto fics again.

Not because I’m pissed off at the ending. I am, but beside the fact that I can’t like the canon!selves of Naruto and Sasuke anymore because of what they became with the ending I have just fallen in love with my own characters. 

So when I think about Ugly Little Uchiha all I can think of is developing Menma, not the other people. The fact the other characters were so soiled by their creator makes my own OCs look too much better, so much so that with all the work I’m having to do in real life (college - got a final test tomorrow and I’m just starting another course that will eat my life until the 18th of this month- research, moving house) the only 2 things in writing that are actually being FUN to develop are Dragonkin and Heatstroke - and the latter because it’s an AU and if y’all read it you can see I took almost nothing besides names, a couple of psychological traits from the original characters, and a few references to isolated events in the manga from the original work. Everything else is mine. 

So, yeah. Expect more Heatstroke when I get the urge (never forgetting it’s my “for fun” work, I only write it and publish it when the muse bothers me enough), and A LOT more Dragonkin, especially since the story has unfolded further in my head and what I’ve seen makes my fingers itch with the need to write. 

I know most people I know here on Tumblr, including most of those who like my fanfics, don’t like the idea of original stories and won’t be happy that I’ll be devoting myself to mine, but hey, I don’t write to make other people happy. I’ve always wanted to be loved, not tolerated. That is true about my writing, too. 

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES IT’S A NEW CHAPTER! WITH SMUT! AND ANGST! AND UCHIHAS GOING CRAZY! AND MIKOTO BEING BADASS!

Tell me what you guys think please!

Teaser:

Shisui woke up with a curse, and sat down rubbing his head where it hit the floor when Itachi kicked him off the bed.

 “Get up and get the keys to next door, something’s wrong,” Itachi said in a worried tone. “Sasuke and Naruto didn’t answer the doorbell, I’ve been calling them for the last ten minutes,” he said, and pulled Shisui rather harshly to his feet. “Hurry up!”

 Shisui sighed, and went to the main door to retrieve his keychain from it, before slipping on his flip-flops and moving to open the neighbor’s apartment. “You get in first, I don’t want to look at whatever they’re doing,” he said, and unlocked the door. “I’ll be in the kitchen making some coffee.”

 Not one minute later Itachi burst into the kitchen. “Shisui they’re GONE!”

 “Eh, they’re probably down at the bakery getting stuff for breakfast, stop being so dramatic,” Shisui said rolling his eyes.

 “I can feel something happened to my otouto!” Itachi growled, and Shisui sighed, before hugging him and kissing the top of his head. “How about I make you pancakes for breakfast? With anko,” he offered, and raised his chin to kiss him on the lips. “Sasuke is fine, in a couple of minutes he’ll be barging in complaining that we violated the sanctity of their love nest or something. Just wait a bit before sounding the alarm, ok?” he asked, and Itachi let out a frustrated huff, but nodded.

 However, as the minutes passed, and passed, and passed, Shisui started worrying as well, and called both Sasuke and Naruto’s phones, only to hear Sasuke’s phone ringing in the bedroom and Naruto’s call going to his voicemail.

Heatstroke chap 9 teaser

Because I have to go buy stuff (wife’s birthday bbq party is tomorrow yay) and can’t finish it rn, I’m going to leave you a little teaser of what’s coming. If you haven’t read the previous chapters yet, they’re here: Heatstroke

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“I am so sorry about this Sas-” Naruto started, but halted as he was shoved against the wall, and tried to huddle all by himself under Sasuke’s stare.

“Naruto, are you in love with me?” Sasuke asked bluntly in English (he still didn’t know how to ask that in Portuguese and wild horses wouldn’t make him just ask him ‘Boku no koto suki?’[Do you like me?], he wanted to be absolutely sure it was a lot more than a fleeting crush but didn’t want to go as far as asking him if he wanted to be with him for the rest of his life, curse his native language for its often roundabout ways), and pressed their bodies together against the wall.

Naruto gave him such a deer in the headlights look he had to hold back a snort. “Uuuuuuh… yes...” the blond meeped quietly. “I didn’t want to scare you because you’re supposed to be leaving soon and I didn’t know how you felt and didn’t want to put you under any pressure and-“ Sasuke interrupted his blabbering by attempting to suck his tonsils out in a thirsty, almost desperate kiss.

Have you got ANY idea

What it’s like to have exactly NINETY-NINE reviews on your fanfiction? 

I stg I’m almost writing a review on Heatstroke MYSELF to reach 100, someone ffs take me out of my misery I’ve been looking at this fucking number for THREE DAYS I swear I’ll include ya in the next chapter or something...

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay it’s a new chapter, whew!

Please read and review my humble Narusasu smutty fic, my muse been beating me up saying I’m hiding reviews... she doesn’t believe in shy readers... *puppy eyes*

Teaser:

“Why do you want to go to a love hotel instead of home?” he asked, frowning.

 “Ohoho, because this place has a lot of cool stuff I don’t have and honestly couldn’t live with if I ever had at home,” the blond said, wiggling his eyebrows.

 They checked in and got their key, Sasuke noticing the rooms had their own garage.

 There was a very small living room with a tiny dining table and a loveseat, and a door leading to the bedroom/bathroom, which really impressed Sasuke.

 It was basically one huge room with a glass wall separating an enormous Jacuzzi, a shower and a separate stall for the toilet on one elevated side, with a large round bed, full of pillows and covered in black silk sheets in the middle of the other side. The three walls around the bed, the ceiling and the corners between the ceiling and the front wall were covered in mirrors, except for two light spots way up, one on each of the side walls, which provided the only lighting in the actual bedroom. In the bathroom the lighting was indirect, providing an intimate feel, and there were air vents near the ceiling to suck up the steam.

 “Yes, you can have your stay filmed if you want,” Naruto answered the unspoken, but obvious, question, hugging Sasuke from behind. “There’s a remote controlled camera behind that two-way mirror covering the corner between the wall and the ceiling, and the spotlights are remote-controlled too,” he said quietly, before kissing him on the neck, and handing him the two small remote controls. “I’m not planning on filming anything though; I brought you here because of the mirrors, been crazy to repeat that time back in Rio with proper reflective surfaces.”

 “And lighting,” Sasuke guessed.

 “And lighting,” Naruto agreed, nodding.

 “How the hell do we know they won’t film us and sell it online afterwards anyway?”

I... I can’t explain myself, my muse been doing some heavy shit, man. *covers eyes* Oh, and it’s a 100% legit Sasunaru AU, Sauce tops. I hope I did a good job on this one.

Please read, review, reblog if you like it :D

Teaser:

Uchiha Sasuke, twenty-two years old, business graduate, an entire foot taller but much less enthusiastic grandson of Uchiha Madara, currently running the Uchiha Wieners fast-food stand in one of Kobe's food courts.

Sasuke grit his teeth in fury as he saw the three young men coming his way from the movie theater, led by a stupid-looking blond.

"Damn Naruto, we already had dinner, let's just go in already!" A long-haired brunet argued.

"No way, there's" the blond started,

"Always room for Sasuke's sausage," the other two chorused him with bored voices.

"Yep, so lemme get filled up a sec, we ain't gonna miss the movie, I promise," and cue in the idiotic grin aimed at the scowling Uchiha.

"Naruto," Sasuke growled, the displeasure in his face evident as he approached the counter.

Uzumaki Naruto, twenty-one years old, public relations major at the local college, six feet three inches tall, half-albino blond, blue-eyed, village idiot and the bane of poor Sasuke's existence for the last ten years, bent over the counter and winked blue eyes at him. "I would like a plain foot-long with extra mayo, please," he asked in a husky voice.

Sasuke took a long, deep breath and quietly filled the order, trying not to crack his own teeth from the tension in his jaws.

"Six hundred yen*," he announced, and Naruto paid him, pushing the meat out the front of the bread before licking the mayonnaise off the tip. "So good, Sasuke," he moaned, and bit the tip off, his two companions – the long haired brunet and a black haired anemic-looking guy – rolling their eyes upward.

"Let's go, dickless," the anemic dude said, pulling the eyesore away.

OMG, is it a bird? Or a plane? 

NO, IT’S A NEW CHAPTER!!! 

Teaser:

Naruto, Sakura and Pakkun were running towards Sasuke at their full speed.

"Are you sure it's this way?" Sakura asked.

"Are you sure it's this way?" Pakkun mimed her in a derisive tone. "I'm a DOG, of course I'm sure! Move faster!"

Sakura pouted, and looked at Naruto for support, but he wasn't even listening, only running with a desperately resolute face.

'Sasuke you shithead don't you dare do something stupid before we get there!' he thought, praying to get to his stubborn teammate in time.

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Teaser:

“This place gives me the creeps,” Sasuke muttered, moving a vine out of the way.

“Compared to what, that craptastic sewer in my mind? I think it’s actually nice,” Naruto said from behind him. “Bolt and Hima used to draw scenes like this when they were little. It’s how kids see the world… I mean, normal kids,” he amended.

“Hn. Normal kids don’t suck people out of their bodies and trap them into their minds,” Sasuke retorted, turning right. “I think I see a light,” he said, and they moved towards it.

After some time they reached a tall tree, whose large roots formed a circle, a few tiny fireflies resting sparsely around it.

In the middle, piled on top of a bed of soft crayon-drawn clovers, slept the nine baby beasts and Menma.

They were sprawled around and on top of each other, softly purring, snoring, squeaking, or, in Saiken’s case, blowing bubbles. Menma was sprawled on top of Shukaku, hugging Choumei with one arm and holding on one of Kurama’s hands with the other hand, Matatabi sprawled on his back on top of him, with a paw pushing the boy’s chin up.

Chapter 6 is up, everybody! Don’t forget to review, please!

Another small teaser:

Sasuke took his hand and let himself be pulled into the grinning man’s lap. “Hn, I’ll be the judge of that tomorrow,” he said, and kissed him softly, slipping his tongue inside his mouth as he moaned, and feeling around that tasty mouth until Naruto’s tongue grew restless, beginning to slide against his own. He pulled it into his own mouth, sucking and playfully nipping at it, until Naruto pulled back and gave him a heated look.

 “Shower?” he offered, and Sasuke nodded, standing up and pulling him to the bathroom by the belt. “I should get a leash and collar, you like pulling me around so much,” Naruto said, and Sasuke felt all his blood rush to his groin with the mental image. “What do you think?”

 Sasuke pushed him into the bathroom until his back was against the sink, and rubbed their groins together. “Don’t make promises you won’t keep,” he warned, and they began to hurriedly take their clothes off while staring at each other, their faces almost but not quite touching.

 Sasuke opened the water while Naruto grabbed a couple of towels in the cabinet under the sink, and they went under the shower, where they promptly forwent the actual showering in order to make out.

 Naruto moaned at a particularly delicious bite, and propped Sasuke up against the shower wall, long legs quickly wrapping against his hips as they began grinding against each other.

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Teaser:

““Sasuke?” Naruto asked softly, looking over some bright blue-green shrubbery, in a jungle-like (as like as a jungle drawn and colored with crayons could be) part of Menma’s safe place.

Naruto wondered if this place had been inspired or made by Son Goku, who actually did live in a jungle much like this one. Once in a while, huge butterflies or other bugs flew by, and he could hear running water.

“Go away,” he heard the Uchiha’s sad voice, and faltered for a moment, but then walked towards the sound. Sasuke was huddling dejectedly, hugging his own knees close to his chest, on a rock by a small gurgling blue stream.

“Sasuke, I,” he started, approaching him.“I said go away!” Sasuke screamed, kicking at him.

“Sasuke, I’m sorry…” Naruto tried again, and the other boy turned away from him.

“Why are you sorry? This is what you wanted, wasn’t it? I was in the way of your dream of becoming Hokage, you beat me, lied to me that you wanted me by your side, and then abandoned me just like everyone else did. And now I can’t even die in peace because stupid Hagoromo tied our chakra and because of that you ‘need’ me again,” Sasuke said bitterly.”

Heatstroke Chapter 5 teeny tiny teaser - NSFW

Working on it to post tomorrow evening, but here’s a teeny tiny preview

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“Latex sheets?” He asked, and the Uzumaki grinned. “Yup. So I can get you all messed up,” he said, sliding up Sasuke’s body, aligning their hips together and rubbing against him.

“You think I can’t hold it in?” Sasuke taunted, grabbing Naruto’s ass to press their bodies closer together. “Haven’t let a drop out yet,” he whispered, and kissed him.

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Why choose the loser Sannin if you can get a stronger one? If killing your best friend gives you power, keeping him alive to kick his ass every day still gives you power AND relieves stress. The story of how Jiraya decided to rewrite his greatest success! A Sasunarusasu fanfic with everything you wanted but never got - alternate title: Traveling with Jiraya - the road fic

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Holy crap LONGEST chapter I ever wrote in my entire life, I swear. 

Here’s a SFW teaser for you all (LOTS of nsfw in the chapter itself, don’t worry about it)

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“Sasuke left his room at 8 pm to look for Itachi, finding him cooking in the kitchen.

“Nii-san, can I use the phone to make a couple of calls home?”

Itachi gave him an amused look. “And here I was, thinking I’d be the first to be invited to your wedding,” he said, and smirked when Sasuke glared at him.

Sasuke scowled at Itachi when he put the top back on the pan he was messing with, and came close to him. “Stop assuming things, baka”.

With impressive speed, Itachi grabbed Sasuke’s nose and pulled him in for a hug. “Aaaah, my foolish otouto, you looked so cute this afternoon, crying over your lover’s absence at the airport, it looked just like that movie,” he said dreamily, and Sasuke started to punch him ineffectually.

“You must remember this, a kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a siiiiiiiigh… The fundamental things applyyy, as time goes byyy....” he sang in a fairly decent baritone.

“Shut up you asshole it’s not like that, gods damn it!” Sasuke yelled, thrashing against his brother, who was currently dragging him around the kitchen as if they were dancing. “And when two lovers woo, they still say, ‘I love you,’ on that you can relyyy. No matter what the future brings, as time goes byyy,” Itachi continued, despite his brother’s protests.

“I’m gonna kill you, you piece of shiit!” Sasuke wheezed as he was bent back over Itachi’s arm. “Oh, to be young and in love,” Itachi crooned, and Sasuke gaped at him. “You are young and in love, you idiot!”

“Yeah, but I’m not ridiculous,” Itachi fired back.”