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@gweatherwax / gweatherwax.tumblr.com

Old homo nerdy witch that writes slash for fun. Click on the links to see my work!
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Star Puns

Finn discovers puns, and Poe is in love, really. The rest of the Resistance? You could say they’re on board with it.

So apparently, Finn is now the pun master (or punster, as Finn once proudly declared). It’s both colossally pointless and the best time Poe’s had since Jessika reprogramed Snap’s BB unit to speak backwards.

Words: 2813, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1P7eQBh

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You know what all I want to see in Episode 8 is Rey carrying Luke on her back as she runs and bitching that Yoda turned him into an asshole with flashes of Poe talking to Finn during his coma, reading him Rey’s letters while holding his hand (cause he can’t look at him while he’s reading but he still wants to know if he’s reacting), laughing at the letters’ funny parts, telling Finn how his day went, during her training. 

Finn squeezing his hand and saying hi to him smiling when he gets out of the coma, Poe giving him that adoring look and hugging his hand as he quietly cries in relief. And then pan to Rey dropping Luke on his ass and jumping around yelling because she felt Finn waking up. 

That’s it. That’s all the romance and friendship needed to make me happier than a pig in shit, lol

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Nightmares

his mind is wary, and the nightmares won’t seem to cease.

Words: 2963, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1OJKrZs

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with your feet on the air and your head on the ground

Finn’s first mission for the Resistance doesn’t go as planned. He gets lost, but maybe he’s found something he needed.

Words: 5559, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1OJKrZy

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Stolen Kisses

Poe stealing a kiss from Finn.

Words: 126, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 5 of Tumblr MiniFics

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1MQUFzE

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bleeding hearts still pound

Poe stumbles to his feet, almost too quick and his vision goes fuzzy. He presses a hand to a wall to hold himself up until his vision clears. “Let me out!” He yells, pushing himself to the door, slamming his hand against the blank metal. It leaves a faint smear of blood.

Nothing else changes.

Words: 2451, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1PGu278

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I honestly think it IS a price worth paying, especially if Disney expects to make money off this trilogy for decades on, like the original trilogy has proven possible. In twenty, thirty years homophobia will be seen as something barbaric, and homosexual subtext in the form of “bromance” as demeaning and morally wrong. 

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I'm so mean I make medicine sick

“Go back to bed, man. This is what we in the more civilized corners of the galaxy refer to as a ‘sick day,’ and it is to be appreciated and enjoyed.”

Finn has never been sick before, so Poe takes care of him when he catches a stomach bug.

Words: 2807, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1mlMdUq

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i just love how a large portion of the star wars fandom decided to collectively ignore the black man who was set up to be a potential love interest for rey and instead ship her with the gross white boy who abused her and is possibly fucking related to her, and now the ship is the most popular in the fandom. nice job guys, a+

The most popular ship is StormPilot. The second most popular is Finn/Poe/Rey. Calm down. Seriously.

From what I have seen, the Star Wars Fandom collectively decided that Finn is one of the best characters ever. Apparently his existence can only be appreciated if he gets shipped with a girl?

People need to chill.

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I just love how homophobic sjws have decided to make Reylo the most popular ship simply because they’re SO FUCKING HOMOPHOBIC they can’t even SEE that pretty much everyone is shipping Stormpilot and/or Jedistormpilot (OT3), that the most popular het ship is FinnRey and that Reylo is so low on the scale even JessRey beats it...

And I love even more how HUGE Stormpilot’s chances to becoming canon and Rey either becoming a loner like ObiWan and Luke or simply getting a future OC as her love interest are, honestly it’s about time the ‘phobes get a kick in the nads in popular movies. 

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