The ten lessons Kishimoto has taught us all:

1- A woman's place is at home, cleaning, cooking and putting out kids for The Man. 2- It's perfectly ok for a man to abuse women, because they like it. 3- Women who stalk and whine and pine for men who abuse them get married in the end. 4- Being black is SO bad, SO wrong, that if you're black you HAVE to get a white man, no matter how or who. 5- If you're fat, you better hope you're white, or else not even the black girl will want you. 6- Anyone who's different from the norm ends up dying alone in an institution (Kakashi and Gai) 7- If you dare try to be the best you can, without having been born with an advantage, you'll end up old, alone and broken (Gai ends up in a wheelchair) 8- If you're a gay male, your ONLY way to be happy is to stick yourself in a closet, fuck some chick to make a kid, and spend the rest of your life alone (Sasuke) 9- If you get in a position of power, you can do whatever you want without having to answer to anyone (Naruto fooling around with his kid instead of working) 10- Selling dolls to kiddies is more important than professional integrity.

You know what after reading the movie plot I think my humble fic's plot is better... seriously, dude is Kaguya's descendant and kidnaps Hanabi instead of Hinata BY MISTAKE, and Naruto and friends can't stop him because he's too powerful?

Shit, if I were so badass I'd just invade Konoha, beat the shit out of everyone, waltz into the Hyuuga compound and demand Hiashi give me the girl, the way the Hyuuga are obsessed with their fucking bloodline limit the man would give me Hinata wrapped up in goldleaf, with a damn red velvet bow on her head.

Btw god damn it, "OMG Hinata giving Naruto a scarf now he HAS to date her, it's official", wtf are we dealing with humans or animals here? Since when men are OBLIGATED to return a woman's present with a relationship if they don't feel anything in return?

I mean, if the present was something actually worth the trouble, like a HOUSE, or a shitload of money, ok, but pimping out the boy for a measly SCARF?

Seriously, I know Kishimoto doesn't write het romance well, but he's not COMPLETELY incompetent, I mean, MinaKushi, ObiRin, AsuKure, those are het pairings based on reciprocated feelings, not just fanservice directed to appease acne-ridden awkward virgins.

LOL at people saying NaruHina is canon because of Naruto's scarf, and not noticing that in this promo,

The scarf covers everyone EXCEPT SASUKE.

Now, if I were a crazy pattern-seeking person, I'd definitely notice that it probably means the first 5 characters are connected to Naruto in the same way, and the last character isn't. Which in shiptalk means, considering Shikamaru is canonically shipped with Temari (ain't even gonna focus on Kakashi and Sai here, just Shika for clarity), this bond that ties them to Naruto would be friendship.

So if Sasuke is standing beyond the scarf's reach, then he probably isn't in the scarf's friendzone. However, we know that canonically Naruto has NEVER seen Sasuke as his enemy, not to mention the line from the movie that is shown in the promos that shows Sasuke becoming the unwilling hero somewhere, what with his line being something like "Ok, so and so is not here, I guess I have to protect you then.", which pushes the possibility of Sasuke being the villain to the side.

If I were a crazy speculator like those NaruHina shippers who think the scarf (btw doesn't Konohamaru wear one? O yeah, he does...) obviously means Naruto and Hina will be together - some people are speculating she starts the movie pregnant with his kid based on a page from a NaruHina doujinshi that shows Hinata giving Naruto a scarf - then I would think based on the same theory, applied to the image above, that Sasunaru/Narusasu will happen, since the scarf connects both Sakura and Hinata with people who are ONLY friends to Naruto, but doesn't reach Sasuke, meaning Sasuke's relationship with Naruto goes beyond friendship.

But I am NOT a crazy speculator, so I won't make such a farfetched assumption, nor believe in other speculations people pull out of their asses based on pieces of movie art, especially since Studio Pierrot LOVES to promote wild speculation just to destroy people's theories when the movies come out (case in point, Road to Ninja).

Move along, nothing to see here, people.