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Old homo nerdy witch that writes slash for fun. Click on the links to see my work!
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sasukeys

People always come up with the argument that ss was developed romantically but ns was developed platonically, that’s why they’re like brothers.

But, kishi might have intended for naruto and sasuke to be brothers but if you think about it, kishimoto portrayed naruto and sasuke as literal star crossed lovers who understood each other so well to the point they could feel each other’s feelings, if you compare that to sasuke and itachi (who are actual brothers) it doesn’t match at all.

If you replace naruto with Sakura, and she would be the sun and sasuke would be the moon, and if she was ready to shoulder his hate and die with him, y'all would ship it like crazy.

just because naruto and sasuke are both boys doesn’t make the entire ns fandom yaoi fangirls. Perhaps kishi did intend for sasuke and naruto to be brothers and sasuke and Sakura to be lovers but he didn’t develope either of those roles too well, because naruto and sasuke come off as lovers to me.

I didn’t explain this too well but they’re are so many ss fans in my inbox that ask the same question so here’s ur answer.

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Anonymous asked:

A naruhina I met said that Hinata saved Naruto from the despair of Neji's death and if it weren't for Hinata then Naruto would have joined Obito.What do you think?

If it weren’t for Hinata, Neji would’ve been alive.

If it weren’t for Kushina and Minato, Naruto would’ve been dead way before.

If it weren’t for IRUKA and SASUKE, Naruto would’ve turned evil and probably joined Orochimaru/Obito/any other villain (these are Naruto’s own words).

If it weren’t for Sakura, he would’ve died.

If it weren’t for Gaara, the Alliance wouldn’t be there at all.

If it weren’t for Kurama, he would’ve died many times.

If it weren’t for Sasuke, his goal and driving force, Naruto wouldn’t have gone that far.

If it weren’t for Haku, he wouldn’t have known what matters most.

If it weren’t for Pein, he wouldn’t have discovered the shinobi’s world corruption (though he did nothing about later).

If it weren’t for Team 7, he wouldn’t know what a family feels like.

Many characters did way more than Hinata. She did TnJ him into staying, however, he wouldn’t have come to that point without OTHER CHARACTERS. Hinata was and is still not an important part of his life nor is she special. He doesn’t bring her name up when he talks about his most important people.

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Okay but what the fuck is wrong with sasuke drawing?

HAHAAH they fucking did it , they put hinata in the same space as sasuke , putting the heroine on the side like side charachters like temari .So basicaly they will throw shit on sakura for the whole new fillers , and her role as the heroine will just go to hell . I fucking new it .

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gweatherwax

Apparently people didn't notice they only put couples in the drawing and look who's with Kakashi instead of the girl they got him in Kakashi Hiden, lol

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Rant on Naruto Uzumaki

Am I the only one who would have liked better if Naruto didn’t become hokage at the end? Like seriously, when are Shounen mangas gonna stop with the “make your dreams come true” cliche they’ve been using for decades now. Why can’t they take a more realistic approach? Sometimes dreams don’t come true the way you want. what you want isn’t exactly what you need or is best for you. Naruto just wanted to become hokage to get acknowledged by the village, he already got what he wanted when he saved the village from Pain, so there was no point in it anymore. Not to mention that being hokage was the last thing on his mind in Shippuden. All he was focused on was Sasuke.

If you understand Naruto’s character you will agree that he was not fit to become hokage. Yes he was Strong. But you need to have the mind of a ruler, and he didn’t have that….like at all. If you ask me, he should have become like Jiraiya and travel. For someone who wanted to change the shinobi system he still had ALOT to learn about what was going on around the world. He needed to see it with his own eyes. And maybe, just maybe, after years of traveling, learning and opening his eyes to how things truly are in the world (sorry, I just felt like in the end of the series he was still too Naive), he could become hokage. To make my point clear I want you you to look at naruto as hokage in chapter/700/Gaiden/Boruto. They basically had to make him ooc to make it work. And many of you are gonna say “oh he just matured”……Listen ,if you wanna say that to convince yourself then go right ahead my friend, but I ain’t buying it. What I see is not maturity. All I see is a broken man who was moulded to become what they wanted him to be so it conveniently fits with the train wreckck they call an ending. He changed nothing. He solved nothing. Nothing more and nothing less. I can’t even describe his personality cause he simply doesn’t have one anymore. He seems like an empty shell of what he use to be. Naruto uzumaki was a wonderful character that even though he went through so much in life he still managed to have such a sincere and bright personally, . Yes he was kinda ignorant and naive, but these are very human traits that I wanted him to grow out of through PROPER DEVELOPMENT, not just go *poof* and then magically we see a dried up, bitter ,30 something year old man with a bad haircut and no personality, or life (seriously, he looks so dead inside)…. Honestly, i will never forgive them for doing this. I’ve loved this character since I was 12years old, and I’m 23 now… seriously? After a decade of me following this fucker THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME!!!????? *Sigh* and don’t even get me started about Sasuke….😒

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sasukeys

It’s so sad how jiraiya entrusted naruto to bring peace to the shinobi I mean naruto was the child of the prophecy he was suppose to bring peace to the world but kishi fucked it up so bad and naruto is such a scumbag all he did was add come blimps to the village like really??? What happened to the boy who wanted to fix the world????

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So y'all jealous Naruto is dick slapping Hinata's pussy >.> and not Saucy. LMFAOO, y'all corny as hell. Think of the children😘Hima and Boru are cute and they matter, stop being selfish and wanting Nardo alone with Sauce. Sauce makes Naruto sad and he's a little bitch that cries and is needy let Sakura or Karin whatever hoe Sasuke's banging take care of him, he has autism. Naruto has done a lot for Sauce, plus y'all don't give a shit about Naruto y'all just want your yaoi uncanon shit, 4 Sauce!

“So y'all jealous Naruto is dick slapping Hinata’s pussy >.> and not Saucy.“

Any proof of that? If it is as you say, show me exactly that panel. :) 

“LMFAOO, y'all corny as hell. Think of the children😘Hima and Boru are cute and they matter, stop being selfish and wanting Nardo alone with Sauce.”

Nobody is being selfish. Where did you get this lie? Come on…show me where somebody is saying that. 

Even they always find themselves without the need to say it! Lmao. (The proof is in the manga and Boruto the movie)

“Sauce makes Naruto sad and he’s a little bitch that cries…" 

Soulmate: A soulmate is a person with whom one has a feeling of deep or natural affinity. This may involve similarity, love, romance, friendship, comfort, intimacy, sexuality, sexual activity, spirituality, or compatibility and trust. This concept implies that both people are halves of a soul and that they must meet.

Kishimoto: Sasuke is always in the corner of my mind. Naruto and Sasuke progress as a pair. So when I write about Naruto, I always have to think about Sasuke. They are on opposite sides of the spectrum, like yin and yang.

Yin and yang: In Chinese philosophy, yin and yang describe how seemingly opposite or contrary forces may actually be complementary, interconnected, and interdependent in the natural world, and how they may give rise to each other as they interrelate to one another. Many tangible dualities (such as light and dark, fire and water, expanding and contracting) are thought of as physical manifestations of the duality symbolized by yin and yang.

There is no intentional damage, there is no unhappiness. Naruto feels what Sasuke and vice versa. They are one.

“…and is needy let Sakura or Karin whatever hoe Sasuke’s banging take care of him, he has autism.” 

Do you know the effects of autism? If that is an insult, do me a favor. Stop using those terms. IT’S TOO ANNOYING!

“Naruto has done a lot for Sauce, plus y'all don’t give a shit about Naruto y'all just want your yaoi uncanon shit, 4 Sauce!”

Dear anonymous, you need not call SasuNaru/NaruSasu as a yaoi couple.It’s simple. This is Naruto and Sasuke/Sasuke and Naruto, yin and yang, light and dark, day and night, sun and moon, soulmates, A STRONG BOND BETWEEN THE TWO. That’s totally canon.

Your way of thinking is funny. Sometimes I think, do people can defend without using insults? Yes, Azucena. There are people who know how to defend their opinion without mentioning any insult, and yes, there are people who can’t defend himself/herself properly because they feel that the word canon are lost when someone thinks differently. Do you know which category are you? In the second.

I hope you haven’t drowned lot with your irrational hatred.Call the characters as you want. I’m not interested. Your words aren’t going to change anything, nor Hinata, nor her “children”.

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snk-ame-chan

Anybody noticed

When Boruto said (in the movie) that he will be the guard that will protect Sarada when she becomes Hokage (making her blush) and then he said that he aspires to become a shinobi LIKE SASUKE.

IS LIKE

THE ROLES

ARE REVERSED

BUT IT IS THE SAME DYNAMIC

RIGHT?

And they say that sasunaru is not real?

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kiwais

I’ve come to terms with NaruHina. I’m more ‘whatever’ about it and it doesn’t bother me the way it used to (SS is another story though).

The only thing that bugs me now to no end is their kids.

I want to know what on earth Kishi was thinking when he designed them. Because I could have made more believable NH kids. Boruto looks exactly like Naruto with different hair. He has zero of Hinata in him. And Himawari is this weird perfect mix of Naruto and Hinata which doesn’t look quite right. No one looks half like their dad and exactly half like their mom.

Naruto has blue eyes and blonde hair (recessive genes) which are typical caucasian features. Hinata has dark hair and byakugan eyes (dominant traits)  like the rest of the Hyuga clan who have Asian-like features. In reality their kids would take after Hinata more in their looks. Logically they’d look something like this:

Not whatever this is

Sorry I just needed to rant about that.

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What she says: I'm Fine
What she means: Naruto promised Nagato he would change the Shinobi world for the better so children wouldn't have to grow up like they did anymore but everything's the same except worse because now all the major villages are allied and they all fully endorse the idea that it's okay to pump out child soilders and sacrifice yourself for the collective, when it's this kind of thinking that's what started the "Chain of Hatred" thing in the first place. Naruto started out as a character who never gave up and disliked the way the Shinobi world worked, vowing to make his own way of the ninja that didn't treat people like tools but in the end he just became a propaganda tool who neglects his wife, kids, and friends for the same Shinobi system he vowed to dismantle and that to me is just tragic. I guess that Batman movie was right,"You Either Die A Hero, Or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Villain."
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Still fucking mad NARUTO missed his Hokage inaguration

Him being a dad and being tired don’t mean shit. This freaking Naruto were talking about . His whole blonde headed life he dreamed the day of being Hokage and officially being recognize and fully respected by his village. It would have been the single best moment since he came back from saving the village when pain attacked and when the war ended

It would have been a moment of his dream being reality and we the fans get to experience that AKA THE MOTHERFUCKING BEST SCENE OF THE NARUTO SERIES EVER

(next any Narusasu moments of course 😏)

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ukases

I like how Sakura (who loved Sasuke) was ready to kill Sasuke because he was lost in his hatred, but Naruto (who also loved Sasuke) was ready to bear Sasuke’s hatred and die with him. Yeah Sakura loved Sasuke, but not to the point where she would die with him like Naruto would.

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Hi everyone, I thought I would share with you something that had came into my inbox not even five minutes ago and I must say that this actually did hurt me a little bit. I write fanfiction because it’s what i enjoy, and I’ve gotten better with Anon hate, as if they can’t come show their real face then obviously it isn’t that big of a deal, but it really hits me at the fact people say this to others simply because we’re over the internet. You see, I am obese, and yes I am a virgin by choice, which shouldn’t be that big of a deal or that big of an insult because saving yourself for the person you see a future with and who you love is just as wonderful as loosing it as soon as you want to with whoever you want to, but I’ve been struggling with not killing myself since I was eleven. It’s this type of behavior that makes me really hate the Naruto fandom. If someone doesn’t ship the same things you do, that is no reason for you to tell them to kill themselves, much less to try and cyber bully them when you can’t even show your face.

I work hard on my stories, do some of them need work? Yes, they do, do some of them need to be rewritten? Yes, they do, but when you do this stuff, it reflects on the entire fandom, which why I left for the most part and mainly focus on just writing fanfiction. If you don’t ship what I do, that is perfectly fine, not everyone is going to have the same likes or dislikes as me, but the fact that they would take time out of their day to try and make me feel bad about what I took hours on end to write, why couldn’t you have just left and found a story much more to their liking? I, personally, don’t hate Sakura at all, I only did what I did for two stories, after all, you can’t say I hate her because she is a main character in another one of my stories and I actually do have plans to make more stories that involve her.

I just can’t unserstand why you would do this to someone, is it simply because you’re behind a computer screen because if that’s the case, you shouldn’t say such mean things at all. It never seems to accrue to people that perhaps a person might be struggling with something, such as me struggling with depression and suicidal thoughts (Which I thank my friends for being there for me when I needed them most and still staying by me even now ) and if anything, if tonight had been one of my bad nights, and had my friend Brittany not been telling me everything was going to be fine, I probably would have done just that. Don’t be a ass to people because of a ship, because honestly, you don’t know what they might actually do, and honestly, if I knew who you were, I could honestly get you put in jail because it is an offense to tell someone to kill themselves, and it’s even more so of a offense if they do it.

If you want me to die, then say it to my face and be ready to face the charges you’ll get.

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So like. Rock Lee was always there for Sakura, protecting her and defending her, doting on her and showering her in (unwanted) affection. Sakura did the same to Sasuke. It wasn’t reciprocated. Hinata did similar for Naruto, it wasn’t reciprocated. But somehow because they’re women it’s like, valid???? It makes for a proper relationship?? I don’t get it. The only way I can make sense of it is that Kishimoto is so bad at writing women, he can only assume that their entire world revolves around the man they like and to be with him is all they could ever hope for. But Naruto, who crushed on Sakura and Rock Lee who also crushed on Sakura have more character development and romance is an afterthought so they’re just shoved together with someone without any proper development. Okay…?

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Yep, that's exactly it, Kishitmoto thinks the only things that women care about are getting a man and making babies. And there's lots of women who agree with him, just look at the pro-ending fandom... urgh

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