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Tarth, Ser Jaime. The Sapphire Isle.
Just LOOK AT THIS LOVESICK FOOL’S FACE... oh yeah Jamie you are SO whipped. Soooooooooooooo whipped. Can’t blame you tho, Brienne is irresistible.
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When I see what desire does to people, what it’s done to this country…I am very glad to have no part in it.
Everybody screaming for asexual awareness and so few realize that Varys is the FIRST CANON TRULY OPENLY ASEXUAL CHARACTER IN WESTERN MEDIA.
Let’s give it a hand for George RR Martin cause he’s just too damn AWESOME.
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Once again, these were originally compiled by Le Cygne here:
1)“You’d best see to her as well. She’s still limping on the leg I pricked when we fought.” 2) Jaime gave him a sharp look. “Brienne?”… “I had told Lord Vargo there were no sapphires on Tarth, but he will not...
Source: asoiaf.westeros.org
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“Shut up, Brienne’s on screen.”
“Who?”
“Brienne. Brienne of Tarth, this is her scene.”
“Who the fuck is – oh, it’s this big bitch again.”
“She can fight, though.”
“Yeah, the bitch can fight, I’ll give her that.”
I work with men very much like the men who surround Brienne of Tarth. I watch Game of Thrones with men very like the men who surround Brienne of Tarth. Men who don’t hesitate even a moment to point out that a woman is ugly. Men who, even if they like women who wield violence with competence, reduce her to her basic form as a rule.
“This big bitch.”
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"I could slink back to King’s Landing, confess my failure to Ser Jaime, give him back his sword, and find a ship to carry me home to Tarth, as the Elder Brother urged."
If Jaime doesn’t want her by the end of the series someone tell George to please send Brienne to my address, I’ll be sure to take good care of her :D
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balon greyjoy: ah yes my children. rodrik, maron, asha and [looks at smudged writing on hand] theobromine
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I spoke to George R.R. Martin about this, and he said that it was always his intention with Jaime and Brienne to take the classic Beauty and the Beast story, and turn it on its head. Brienne is not ‘unconventionally attractive’, she’s ugly, and she’s ugly to society. She is the beast.
Gwendoline Christie
CAMPBELL SIMPSON, Jamie Lannister And Brienne Of Tarth On Filming Game Of Thrones Season 4, gizmodo.com.au
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There are so many sexually attractive things about Brienne, I can't imagine that ole pervert didn't think of ALL of them while creating her... she's tall, strong, strong-willed, a female warrior, a shy virgin, and FUCK if she doesn't have the best abs, thighs and an ass cut like a fucking diamond with all that training she does, omg *aggressively fans self* no wonder Jamie can't keep his dick down when he looks at her.
Besides, those large strong hands of hers just scream "I'll give ya the best handjob of your fucking LIFE". *aggressively turns on the AC*
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Jaime and Brienne - tumblr text posts
I swear if motherfucking RR Martin doesn't make Jamie and Brienne canon I am going to throw a fit - and so will Jamie btw.
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Gwendoline and Nikolaj on Jaime and Brienne Part I < Part II >
Simply THE best hetero pairing I've ever shipped.
That moment
Where I realize that the ONLY reason I DON'T read Brimie fanfiction is because I'm afraid 100% of them will be stupid shit about how Jamie tops Brienne when he's OBVIOUSLY a complete submissive slut who desperately wants her to roar his plate away and have her wicked, wicked way with him in front of everyone while he screams wantonly as the bitch he is.
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I wish a knight in shining armor would come and sweep me off my feet and by knight in shining armor I mean Brienne of Tarth
^ And so says Jamie Lannister all the time since he met her .
Btw how the fuck is it that NOBODY talks about all of Jamie Lannister's wet dreams of being Brienne's bitch? Y'all KNOW he'd turn his naked ass up for her in a heartbeat if she ever so much as snarled in his direction, if THAT is not a revolutionary way of portraying a straight relationship I dunno what is!
Btw if you haven't READ the books yet you are missing the scene where Brienne literally kills a fucking angry BEAR - THE REAL DEAL, not some hairy dude - with her own BARE HANDS to save Jamie.
That scene was left off the TV series, probably because fear of fanboys mobbing the actress everywhere begging for her to take them right there.