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Where I realize that the ONLY reason I DON'T read Brimie fanfiction is because I'm afraid 100% of them will be stupid shit about how Jamie tops Brienne when he's OBVIOUSLY a complete submissive slut who desperately wants her to roar his plate away and have her wicked, wicked way with him in front of everyone while he screams wantonly as the bitch he is.
I wish a knight in shining armor would come and sweep me off my feet and by knight in shining armor I mean Brienne of Tarth
^ And so says Jamie Lannister all the time since he met her .
Btw how the fuck is it that NOBODY talks about all of Jamie Lannister's wet dreams of being Brienne's bitch? Y'all KNOW he'd turn his naked ass up for her in a heartbeat if she ever so much as snarled in his direction, if THAT is not a revolutionary way of portraying a straight relationship I dunno what is!
Btw if you haven't READ the books yet you are missing the scene where Brienne literally kills a fucking angry BEAR - THE REAL DEAL, not some hairy dude - with her own BARE HANDS to save Jamie.
That scene was left off the TV series, probably because fear of fanboys mobbing the actress everywhere begging for her to take them right there.
