Hey Joel,
So there’s this guy I have been crushing on for the past three months. But sadly we haven’t gotten anywhere further. In the beginning, he told me he doesn’t do relationships and I honestly respect that but with time passing by, he started showing signs that he actually does like me but then he would turn cold. Recently I hinted that I like him but I think later I confused him by ignoring him which was followed by him being rude to me! Also yesterday I was prank texting him song lyrics of “into you” and he got pretty stubborn and wanted me to tell him properly what I really intended to tell him. I just dunno what to do.
In case you aren’t familiar, this is the all-encompassing term for an unfortunate affliction that strikes most, if not all, guys from the ages of around sixteen to twenty-five (or, quite possibly, eternity – nobody seems to know for sure) that renders them incapable of forming human relationships with anyone who is not a male of the same variety, as well as becoming living symbols of all that is terrible and wrong in the free world today – Supreme t-shirts, being glued to their cell phones (which are almost always dying, due to a crippling Tinder dependency), ignoring a text only to respond months later to say, simply, “Wyd?”
In many ways, this past weekend was one much like any other. March Madness entered full throttle. Ted Cruz continued his wild crusade as the Zodiac Killer. And, of course, Justin Bieber posted a photo on Instagram, as he does nearly every weekend. But this photo was not any photo, however–no, this was a grainy, vintage screen-cap picture of Justin and Selena Gomez wearing matching sunglasses and makin’ out in an unidentified body of water. Now, for the Jelena shippers among us (hi, Drake), this might have been the Best Picture Ever, and the reaction to the photo, comment-wise, basically boiled down to various interpretations of “YES” “Yaaaaassss” and “Goals” (plus the odd “I HATE Selena that should be me” and “lb for lb”):
It’s no secret that something odd has happened to the word “daddy” over the past year or so. This word, which was once used mostly to address, you know, your actual biological father, is now a means of referring to someone that you find appealing, sexually, in a grown-up, dominant kind of way. It’s not a totally new change–the word “daddy” has existed in a weird liminal space between sexual and not for a while now–it’s just that, thanks to a certain prominence on Tumblr and Tumblr-pandering online stores, the sexual definition of the word daddy seems to have overtaken its original meaning. Which is…strange, yes?
In case you missed it, the 2016 Grammy Awards aired last night (February 15) and it was… well… it was an awards show. Okay, actually, no it wasn’t. The majority of the awards were given out earlier in the day, before the ceremony, so the show itself was basically just a really long concert featuring lots of glamorous celebrities. Unfortunately, that sounds a lot better than it actually was. You would think that a show filled with performances by incredible artists and appearances from our favorite celebs would be the best thing ever – it was not. The Grammys were boring, disappointing, and long.
From random hookups to scandalous Instagram photos to major arrests, a lot happened in the world of pop culture while many of us were happily celebrating Christmas and New Year’s Eve. And now that we’re all back to the real world, it’s time to reflect on these events while we procrastinate getting our work done (don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone). Here are 15 things that happened over the holidays that will make you say WTF.
This world is weird, and celebrities are weird, and that means that there were a lot of weird pop culture moments that happened this past year (just like any other year, honestly). And you don’t want to forget about those things, because these are stories we should be telling our grandchildren in fifty years (when the word “daddy” has been taken away because we’re all horrified at ourselves). We’ll never forget that 2015 was the year the entire United States of America fought over the color of a dress, but we just might forget that Kim Kardashian tried to blame her toddler for posting a throwback bikini shot of her on Instagram, and honestly I can’t let that happen. So, here are 26 of the weirdest pop culture moments of 2015 you forgot about
In the spirit of Taylor Swift’s very best revenge-themed songs, let us all enjoy these totally awesome ways that girls got back at their exes. Vindication is sweet, is it not?
Celebrities on social media can be a mixed blessing. For every awesome af Anna Kendrick Twitter account, there are some seriously questionable celebrities who need to take a little break from the internet. There are some annoying celebrity trends that are giving social media bad name.