If you are anything like me, your feet function as a window to the struggles of your everyday life. This is to say that they have not experienced any real, legitimate trauma–no broken bones, no foot-binding–but they just look tired, you know? They are callused, dry, and rough. They’ve spent a long day at the office and just want to relax at home with some herbal tea and a nice episode of The Great British Bake-Off. For example, here are some words that can probably not be used to describe them: “Sexy.” “Youthful.” “Silky.” “Baby-like.”
My hair has been going gray since I was sixteen. I am not saying this to brag! I am just saying it because it is the truth–whenever I get my hair cut, the stylists are always like, “Hey! You have a lot of hair! Did you know that it’s also going gray?” as if this is a momentous revelation and they are the only person who is privy to it, and every time this happens, I can somehow only think to say, “Haha, yeah, I’m also a bit of a ‘power shedder,’” which is also not a brag, just the truth–due to my hair’s volume, it does shed a lot. This is absolutely the wrong thing to say, of course, because then they’re all, “Ew,” though you would think that a seasoned hair professional who points out one’s follicular volume and premature grayness would be able to appreciate a little honesty from the stylist’s seat, you know?
Coconut oil, if you haven’t already heard, is your savior. I’ve written about the subject before (at length) (as has, like, the entire Internet as a whole) but it bears repeating–with coconut oil, you can wash your face. Make your own eyeliner. Whiten your teeth. You can even–at least, according to Pinterest legend–make your own deodorant out of coconut oil. As someone who often “talks the talk” but does not often “walk the walk,” so to speak, when it comes to obscure beauty DIYs, I decided to find out if it would work for myself.