I’m not a big animal person. I mean, they’re can be cute to look at, but I’m not all that enthusiastic about interacting with them. I never grew up with pets, I’ve never lived on a farm, and I don’t really care for zoos. I love a cute puppy video and a pic of an elephant just like anybody else with a heart, but I have some chill.
With all that said, I totally had a crush on Simba from The Lion King as a kid.
Is it weird to say that you have a crush on a cartoon animal? Yes, you read that correctly – not just a cartoon character, a cartoon animal. I mean, yeah, it’s weird. Does that mean we haven’t all watched a cartoon show or movie and, at one point, thought to ourselves, “Do I… do I think this fake cartoon animal is hot? Am I okay? Is this what they mean by beastiality? Should I ever tell anyone about this? No, I definitely shouldn’t.”
Pubertina time! If you have a slightly twisted sense of humor and can giggle at yourself a little, this new cartoon from Shut Up! Cartoons is for you All. The. Way. By the way, who do you think Rusty Sprinkler was modeled after? Justin Bieber? One of the One Direction guys? We’re DYING to know, aren’t you?
