I think it’s fair to say that most of us have a bit of a love hate relationship with our boobs. Maybe we like the shape, but hate our nipples; or we think they’re too big, but love the way they fill out a top; or we think they’re too small, but are digging the fact that finding bathing suits and cute bras are incredibly easy. Basically, all the self-love in the world can’t make us love our boobs all the time, and that’s okay.
It is very possible that, at this point in your life, you have heard of a man named Donald Trump. It is also quite plausible that you know about things called “breasts” (or “boobs,” if you are keeping it casual). It is quite unlikely, however, that you’ve ever thought about them in conjunction with one another–but earlier this week, that is exactly what happened, when an artist named Davison decided to paint a picture of Donald Trump using only her boobs. You can check out the video here, if you’re into that kind of thing:
When it comes to boobs and things that one can do with said boobs, I have never really been one to tell people what they should do. Wear a bra, if you wish. Don’t wear a bra and free the nipple you feel that it is your calling. Bind them to your chest so you can pretend to be your twin brother, Sebastian, and join the boy’s soccer team at your fancy boarding school and also fall in love with Channing Tatum in a way that vaguely echoes a gender-bending Shakespeare play. I don’t know. You know your life and I do not, just as you know your breasts and I do not...but..
Until recently, I was wearing bras that were so old that even my boobs were probably like, “Why don’t you love yourself, Ashley?” They were also both practically identical, so they weren’t all that versatile with many of my outfits. Hell, I didn’t even own a sports bra that fit properly, so if I was going to exercise even slightly, my boobs would be flying all over the damn place...
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My boobs are small:( and all my friends boobs are big. ;( I feel like guys don't like me for that reason.
Gurl, PLEASE READ THIS.
What guys really like is confidence.
Stay you,
xo
gurl
My boobs are really large for my age. No matter what I wear, they stand out. I’m super tired of people staring at my boobs and talking about them all the time. I know I can’t actually make them smaller without plastic surgery, but I want them to look smaller. How can I make my boobs look smaller? Please help, I’m desperate.
hey , i have a question about breasts. umm so mine are quite obviously uneven and i was wondering if, y'know , they'll ever even out? I'm 15 and I'm not sure if they're done growing yet and I'm afraid I'll always have one drastically larger than the other.
Hey gurl,
Your breast size will fluctuate throughout your life. Hormones during puberty sometimes keep them growing until well into your early twenties. Other ladies’ breasts won’t grow until/if they get pregnant. Either way, uneven boobs are completely normal. Read 7 Reasons You Shouldn’t Stress About Uneven Breasts to calm your nerves!
Stay you.
love,
gurl
