it’s caturday with ya mans taiga saejima

i’m pretty sure saturdays are for club hopping though

My flatmate calls him triangle man and I mean… she ain’t wrong.

Jump n Slash Man

i have some new Yakuza charms in my >>ETSY STORE!<< ♡ Check it out! RTs appreciated… 👀

crime uncles kissing, prolly before another fight

Let’s play dress up! or rather dress down 👀

i can’t stress too much for how much i’m obsessed with majima 

i love their relationships a lot

I’m so happy I got my yakuza 0 postcard today from @jokeritadoodle The extra Kiryu doodle made my day~ Thank you so much!

Majima’s outfits ranked & rated

15. Zombie

Not a good look. Take a bath, you absolute heathen. 0/10.

14. Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of tacky

What kind of halloween costume nightmare is this. This outfit is dramatic and has good colour blocking, but it’s so 1600s. and its time to retire it, permanently. 1/10.

13. Taxi uniform

A Professional Majima, but a majima who is unremarkable. No flair. 2/10.

12. Black tie

he works it, but this safe choice is lacking in personality. My eyes glaze over just looking at it. next. 3/10.

11. Goblin couture

An ugly combo in ugly colours for an ugly, yet loveable, baby goblin. 3/10.

10. Not Fetish Wear

Conceptually strong, but not well executed. The air of legitimate authority is greatly diminished by the fact that this uniform does not do wonders for his figure. 3/10.

9. This Holographic Fever Dream

he got in a fight with a disco ball…. and it won. Embarrassing yet whimsical. A solid and wholesome look, albeit one gaudy enough to cause headaches. 4/10.

8. Soul Sucker

Filled with ominous and powerful energy. 5/10.

7. It’s Her!

I know what you’re thinking, and I agree. She deserves higher than 7th place! It’s true! But this tacky Goromi is not best Goromi. Look at that hideous wig. Look at the way the belt is placed so as not to accentuate her waist. Love yourself, Goromi. 6/10. (100/10 in my heart)

6. Family Man

dated yet oddly charming. the ugly colour now works on some strange level. 6/10.

5. Okita Soji

Good colour choice, nice hair, excellent twist on the traditional. Coin eyepatch is a tad sketchy. 8/10.

4. Depression Suit

The tux says “I’m dapper as heck.” The open shirt and jacket (and stare) say “I’m depressed enough to kill a man and i probably will.” Overall the ideal vibe for an outfit to give. 9/10.

3. THE #LOOK

The jacket - the bare chest - the shoes - the dumb custom eyepatch! It’s tacky. It’s over-the-top. It’s objectively quite ugly. You get sleazier just looking at it. But this look is truly #iconic. Only Majima Goro could work this look. And he does. He really does. 10/10.

2. Fear Me

Not the best picture, but this outfit is perfecto. Tame compared to his usual attire, but it gains novelty from the comparison. The red shirt adds just the right amount of flair to this otherwise classic combo. This is a man who cleans up nice. 10/10.

1. The Hard Hat

What could be hotter than workplace safety? Showy, yet simple. Masterful use of accessories. A chaotic and powerful outfit.  Absolutely stunning. Im putting 2 pictures because one angle doesn’t do justice to this look. 11/10. 

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mya

misc from the y0 diary

shitty color palette stuff 

i REALLY hate using clip studio paint 

THE CROSSOVER WE NEED, BUT DO NOT DESERVE.

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