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Rantings of a Third Kind
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Polar Night in Freaky Friday

Posted in Freaky Friday “Could you like chill for a sec?” Freaky Friday The Movie Polar Night Presently: “Darkness surrounds us. There has been no spec of light for months, or possibly hours? I am not really sure. All I know, is, that I have lost all track of time.” Before: In the darkness we lived for a long time. But then, “It” appeared. A round object, in the darkest of skies. Super moon, they…
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So Monday, we meet again!

Posted in Mondays
“So, Monday, we meet again!”
So Monday, we meet again!
I knew you were trouble As soon as I met you Like the space telescope Hubble Or a kid without shoes I would be completely lost If I didn’t have you
Yeah, what would a week be Without us to curse thee Because it can only get better After a Mon-dee
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Monday: Another Bloody Monday

Posted in Mondays
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened” Lisa Mantchev
Monday: Another Bloody Monday
Couldn’t sleep So I woke up early Still oh so tired Logged on to my computer Surprisingly, nothing worked Tried and re-tried Booted, hooted, shouted Unfortunately to no end The whole network was down I was cut off, From the world! Another bloody…
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Eavesdropping? No, just socially investigating! for Throwback Thursday

Posted in Throwback Thursday
“Sometimes I listen to strangers’ conversation and mentally give my opinion”
Eavesdropping? No, just socially investigating!
“By George we made it!” Emma shouted in victory.
“I thought we were lost there for a moment, but here we are. And all in one piece!” Marc added dusting off his jacket.
“Too bad we lost George.” Emma was feeling sorry for the poor guy.
Marc…
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Monday Bloody Monday

Posted in Mondays
“Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so near to Monday?”
Monday Bloody Monday
Monday, bloody Monday It is certainly not my fun day Still five days until Friday This could well be my die day
My calendar filled with meetings No time for eating Feeling like cheating When trying to catch a break for peeing
No use in struggle or fighting  Almost worse than being struck by a…
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