the blight is the salve

totally not late to this trend at all OG image under here!

does anybody have the shark tank kratom dog ashes "that's a perky!" screenshot

i like boys who dress like icecreams and ignore me for video games and get food all over their face so i can wipe it off and spoon feed and baby them esp when they are mean to me it’s garbage i know but i can’t help it

boys who dress like ice creams still haunts me. even more than the rest of this which is objectively worse.

OK i didnt want to air this shit out in public but you really pissed me off last night at the lesbian bar when you pointed out how shallow my midface is and that i have a low nasal bridge. YOU literally have normie sexuality. I know youre always posting shit about licking the butthole of a car clean and fucking on your computer, turning into a computer then getting fucked by a girl computer in the body of a car, shit like that but I KNOW thats not you. You dont want any of that shit. I literally watched you buy a PlayBoy magazine and read it cover to cover smiling and drooling. YOU EVEN TOLD ME ONE TIME that you wouldnt want to get fucked by the giant arm robot that builds cars for mitsubishis cos that would probably hurt BUT LITERALLY you were on tumblr THIRSTING FOR IT

i have literally zero qualms about the source of meat that i eat as long as it is clean and poses no threat to my health. turtle? let me have a lirtle. raccoon? i want some soon! belly of horse? well, of course! dog's leg? don't make me beg! i could go on but i believe you get the picture. i really don't give a shit. obviously there's ethical concerns but like if you presented me a filet of human flesh that was harvested off of someone who wanted me to eat them i'd take a bite. i would. i mean, think about it. if someone wanted you to eat their flesh, i feel like that would make it more ethical than a pig who wanted more than anything than to live. the difference between me and you, though, is that i wouldn't get hard over it. FLACCID. PENIS. the entire way through. not a drop of moisture nor tingle of sensation in my briefs. also. can we go back i forgot to put in my mom's rewards membership number.

This is my boy Drew he’s real cool. Yeah he’s into Team Fortress 2 sfm porn and cultivating perennial plants. Hm? I said perennial plants. Like plants that come back every year. Wh—are you… Hold on. Are you bigoted?

cool cool, you like iphone games with anime bikini girls? awesome. and your room is dirty as shit? that fuckin rocks man, hope you find a girlfriend soon, that like, looks like one of the girls. from the game.

Oh fuck off. Bunch of condescending fucks. 

all i said is that i hope you find a anime girlfriend. is everything okay dude?

That lemon demon song was hella lit fam

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please please does anybody have the “i love my this” image please i can’t find it anywhere i’m getting desperate

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