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oh shit what's the etiquette for having a date over to watch a movie i just realized i haven't done this since high school and never w a new relationship why did i think this was a good second date activity 🫣

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me when i'm definitely incompatible with someone: 👋😉❤️🥰💘😘💕

#i texted him 🤦‍♀️#i asked what days he teaches skiing now waiting for reply pls kill me 🤡🔫#he's probably instructing rn or driving from his actual job to the ski instructor job#but aaaaaaaaa#i literally put him off all the time when he tries to invite me to ski which is CONSTANTLY bc i suck at it and got a concussion last time#but i literally JUST realized (it had to be pointed out to me by someone who wasn't there) that he has been asking me out by inviting me#repeatedly....for over a year......just in a subtle not pushy way which is sweet but also why i didnt even notice 🤡#but fr idk if i can actually date an expert skier and hiker bc thats all he wants to do w every spare second of his life and i cant keep up#so i would never see him 😂#but idk#i figured i might as well give it a shot idk#maybe that's dumb and gonna ruin the friend group idk#but if i never take any chances im gonna be alone forever 😂#the problem is i keep doing this tho and getting hurt bc my attitude is to take the chance#so im lowkey scared#but those other guys were dating app randos and this guy is a friend so maybe its actually the first good idea i've had in a while#or the dumbest#lmao#this has been a shitpost#also skiing is expensive 😭#which is why he teaches and he said he could get me discount tickets but still 😣#expensive hobby and i would need to rent boots and skis in addition to the tickets#plus a helmet is only good for one fall which i learned the hard way so when i inevitably wipe out and hit my head again its gonna be $$$#also the slope is 45 minutes away and i suck at driving#but since we're both teachers maybe he could pick me up and we could carpool#but then i have to stay for his entire shift lol
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guys i'll be honest. the first time i saw the name "luigi mangione" it was a repost of the tweet that it sounds like a name that jkr would make up for an italian character. and the post was sandwiched between posts abt f1 by one of my mutuals who's really into that so i just assumed luigi mangione was a racecar driver lmao

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getting dark at 4pm is still terrible but it's a game changer for phone in bed time. i got in bed with my phone at 5pm and now im gonna get up and eat dinner then maybe actually go to bed (without phone) at a reasonable hour bc i got in my 1.5 hours scrolling phone in bed in the dark time already

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