me when a kid asks if they can go to the bathroom and i say "that's a question for your doctor. you may go to the bathroom.":
#i didn't get it as a kid why basically every teacher was like that and didn't they know its annoying etc#but now i get it i wouldn't do it at all if it wasn't for the fact that it's a teacher stereotype#and for some reason saying it really does feel hilarious every time#i don't say it like that every time and i've never personally said: i don't know can you?#the most annoying version lol#but i usually say yes you may or that's a question for your doctor lmao#anyway its like a dad joke for teachers#it's the equivalent of saying hi hungry i'm dad for teachers#this has been a shitpost