local vigilante not really beating the bah humbug allegations 🦇✨️
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) dir. Brian Henson
normalize being deeply average and being mediocre at everything <3
theres a shocking amount of years between 2019 and 2024
oh shit what's the etiquette for having a date over to watch a movie i just realized i haven't done this since high school and never w a new relationship why did i think this was a good second date activity 🫣
the team is chasing the sickest murderers to ever live meanwhile these two on the phone sexually harassing each other
merry crisis
nothing beats the intimacy of being silly together
#me
Abbott Elementary – 2.01: Development Day
archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another
Much like how archers and digital artists are mortal enemies
Behold, the digital artchery glove!
….but Wait…
…….!!!
FUCKA YOUUU!!!!!
Ok but wgat if we held hands…..
and we both had carpal tunnel syndrome 😳
not carpal tunnel syndrome 😫
Derek Shepherd + long sleeves under scrubs
Posting about the world's least canonical ship & having somebody tag it like "this is making me want to watch that show" is always so funny like no sorry I'm lying to you
This isn't true. I'm playing pretend. I'm playing with my touys. These two characters don't even interact I'm making shit up right now
— DERRY GIRLS 2.03 — FLEABAG 2.03
🎄25 DAYS OF THE FESTIVE SEASON: DAY 17🎄 ↳ Die Hard (1988) dir. John McTiernan
Little Women (1994)