lovin those pants, hellooooo 🍆💕

HighSchool!J2 fic recs (both are students)

the college Au will be in another post, gimme a few days, please! hope you can find something there, happy Sunday!

My Heart Don’t Beat the Way it Used To Jared and Jensen have been best friends forever, and nothing’s going to ever change that, not even senior slump, or college anxieties, or even Jared getting an annoying cheerleader girlfriend. Or so Jensen thought.

Smells Like Team Spirit  from this prompt: Jensen is a cheerleader and Jared is - well, a jock is the norm, but I really don’t care if he’s just a normal student (might actually prefer it). Jensen for whatever reason wears a skirt (not full on drag, please, panties are very nice though) and Jared can’t stop staring at his thighs. Lots of UST, slight touches that are never enough and Jared ending up fingering Jensen somewhere public (whether people notice them or not)

Show Me How You Do That Trick Written forjuice817 for the Fall Fandom Free-For-All, where she asked for either high school AU, spies AU, or knotting fic. I figured, hey, why not write all three?

A Certain Smile It’s 1958. Jared is the high school superstar: all-round athlete, straight A-student, and one half of the most popular couple in town. Jensen is the teen rebel, all motorcycles, hot rods and rock ‘n’ roll. When Jared’s life veers closer to the edge, he finds Jensen waiting for him there. The collision is inevitable.

Because Happiness Is You When he’s sixteen, Jensen figures out he’s gay. One and a half years later, he figures out he’s in love with his best friend.

Underneath This Texas Sky Based on the movie Can’t Buy Me Love. Money can buy popularity, but… For Jensen, he just wanted to be a part of the cool crowd. When the star quarterback, Jared, needs help, Jensen sees his chance. What he gets is more than he bargained for.

we must reinvent love   With high school graduation less than two weeks away, best friends Jared and Jensen find themselves scrambling to tie up a few loose ends before they’re forced into adulthood. Jared ropes Jensen into helping him get the alcohol for Sandy’s graduation party, and what should be a simple night of partying ends up turning into a series of mishaps and misunderstandings that all come to head when Jensen finally tells Jared the secret he wasn’t ever planning on spilling. If high school has to end, they’re going out with a bang. (A J2 spin on the movie Superbad.)

Crush Jensen’s got a reputation to uphold. When a new guy shows up at school and won’t spare him a second glance, Jensen sees it as a challenge. It gets a little complicated when Jensen finds out he might sort of like the guy.

No Apology Necessary It’s really all Jensen’s fault anyway, because, honestly, how can the guy expect to walk around being all sweet and funny and smart and young and cool and ‘call me Jensen’ in a high school and not have some hormones rage? Especially when he has the nerve to look like that and, on top of it, be the fucking librarian! The hot librarian! It was like porn waiting to happen and Jensen’s totally at fault for not seeing it coming.

I Sing For You Based on the movie Camp. When Jared finds himself at Camp Ovation for the summer, a musical refuge for talented misfits, he gets a whole lot of drama. But then there’s Jensen, his roommate, who may become something more. PDF only.

With Benefits ‘Verse  Jared’s the only sophomore on the Varsity soccer team, so he think he’s a little better than dirt, but Jensen Ackles might not agree. But that’s okay, because Jensen Ackles is a first-class douchebag.

Be Cool, Be Hard, Be Weird (It’s Just Four Years) Jared’s popular, but not too popular; Jensen’s quiet, but too quiet. When Jared forges on to befriend Jensen, he thinks it’ll just be a fun test of wills, but he gets more than he’d bargained for. They both do.

You’re a Real Fucking Page-Turner Jared’s days pretty much all run together, one big muddy mess of emotional turmoil and confusion and shitty friends and shittier classes. Not to mention that his best friend is equal parts awesome and a complete jerk, his little sister is also kind of a jerk, and he thinks privately that someday his books are going to be the only thing to stand by him in the end. Luckily, life has a way of turning things around on him.

bratty little bastards  Jensen Ackles hates coming in second. Jared Padalecki can’t stand being overlooked. So when the same guy makes them look like chumps by taking over the varsity lacrosse team and ranking first in the junior class at the private, elite Eldridge Academy, overachieving computer genius Jensen and popular athlete Jared decide to put aside their differences. Kind of.

Two Sides to Every Story  Jared and Jensen were high school sweethearts, destined to be together for the rest of the their lives, until one awful day changed everything.  Now it’s three years later, and Jared’s starting UC Berkeley, and he hasn’t spoken to Jensen since that fateful afternoon. But all that’s about to change when he finds out that not only is Jensen also at UC Berkeley, but his new roommate is one of Jensen’s best friends.

The Screw Fell Out Sometimes, detention can be the best time of your life.

Call Your Girlfriend Jared is the clueless frigid star basketball player with the hot cheerleader girlfriend, Jensen is the new guy. He’s all handsome and shy and makes Jared feel all hot under the collar for reasons he can’t quite figure out. PDF only.

My Problem is You Make Me Melt Based loosely on the movie She’s All That. Jensen makes a bet that changed his life forever.

Dirt on Our Uniforms Jared is a student at a snooty New England boarding school. Jensen is his shy new roommate. Jared’s a goof, and Jensen wants to do something different now he’s out from under the watchful eyes of his parents, so they start playing silly pranks around the school. (Don’t mess with Texas, y'all.) After a while, in addition to being roommates and comrades in pranking, they’re spending all their free time together… and maybe sometimes jerking each other off. And okay, maybe they kind of like each other. A lot. Possibly, you might even call it love (but you wouldn’t do it in public). Features Jared’s BFF/ex-girlfriend Sandy, Mr. Rosenbaum the crazy creative writing teacher, and a supporting cast of thousands (or at least dozens). and the sequel We Clean Up and Now It’s Time to Learn

Happy Plastic People In the wake of his family’s hatred, Jared is left to deal with the pieces of himself. Being friends with a perfect Christian boy like Jensen is downright terrifying but Jared can’t seem to stay away.

J2 Medieval!Au

«Jensen is the perfect son, the knight designated to protect the young and rebellious prince Jared.After a torrid night together, Jensen feels like they made a terrible mistake, but Jared  is a man who won’t take no for an answer. »

[merman!jensen and pirate!jared au]

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more porn battle, prompt: John/Dean, gun

J2

Omg the king has spoken!!!

@staff

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Alternatives to Tumblr if Yahoo goes any further

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Let’s first be unequivocal about something that should not be confused with today’s policy change: posting anything that is harmful to minors, including child pornography, is abhorrent and has no place in our community. We’ve always had and always will have a zero tolerance policy for this type of content. To this end, we continuously invest in the enforcement of this policy, including industry-standard machine monitoring, a growing team of human moderators, and user tools that make it easy to report abuse. We also closely partner with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and the Internet Watch Foundation, two invaluable organizations at the forefront of protecting our children from abuse, and through these partnerships we report violations of this policy to law enforcement authorities. We can never prevent all bad actors from attempting to abuse our platform, but we make it our highest priority to keep the community as safe as possible.

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Posts that contain adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr, and we’ve updated our Community Guidelines to reflect this policy change. We recognize Tumblr is also a place to speak freely about topics like art, sex positivity, your relationships, your sexuality, and your personal journey. We want to make sure that we continue to foster this type of diversity of expression in the community, so our new policy strives to strike a balance.

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Excuse me?!

@saxxology @impala-dreamer @kittenofdoomage @peggingpadalecki @waywardbaby @georgialouisea @spnskinnyballs @bamby0304 @crispychrissy

ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME

I’m sorry. What?!?!

Instead of dealing with the pornbots they do this. Not sure what this means for smut writers but I will repost where you can find me.

Exactly, as the expression goes, they are cutting off their nose to spite their face. 

Instead of putting work into addressing the actual ‘criminals’ they are getting rid of everything. 

I imagine this is actually directed at porn blogs since there are so many of them. And I’m not talking about bots. There are so many blogs on this site dedicated to posting porn, especially child porn (but their just cartoons so it’s okay (sure Jan)), but I doubt it will actually effect normal users. Besides with all the young ones on this site I’m all for getting rid of porn blogs that spam tags.

The question is whether or not they’ll actually do any of this. ‘Cause we all know how @staff really is. 🙃🙃

Does this mean that my nsfw blog is going to have nothing on it?

Wow, good job tumblr. 

Probably. Because instead of actually doing anything they’re just deleting everything and calling it a fix.

Indeed, instead of doing a little work and preventing the porn bots from doing their shit, they are censoring ALL nsfw material. 

→ Sign the petition here! 

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Thank you so fucking much <3 <3 <3 I hope to see you again on another platform