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@grumblingbumblebee

Shelby. She/Her. 32. Reluctant Native Texan. . . You can Venmo me money for a breakfast taco to feel better about it @lilshelbee
I’ve also got a lil’ book blog you can find here: www.likewildonions.com
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Seeing Andrew Bird tonight, and I’m determined to dress sexy despite the cold. . .

We’ll see how this goes. . .

It’s an indoor venue and I get to SIT.

I’m getting old but I still wanna have fun and look good while doing it.

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Insane that Uber sends push notifications like "Hey, don't forget you can schedule a ride!" As though my use of Uber isn't predicated on zero public transit and no available car. As though I'm gonna see the notification and chuckle like "Ah what the hell, let's do a quick ride around the block"

It's like when I get emails from U-Haul going "Hey, 20% off a truck rental!!" Like ahh you got me U-Haul, I was gonna not use your services since I'm, y'know, not moving or anything, but let me head on over and rent a truck and do donuts in your parking lot for a bit. Thanks for emailing me, guys.

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1. Unwarranted Emotion 2. Unwarranted Relationship 3. Delayed realization (ENTER/EXIT) 4. Odd postures—figurative postures + escaped metaphors 5. Placing 6. Weird Venues 7. Extended, tangential monologues 8. Distorted time frame 9. Unwarranted recognition of place 10. Private enclaves 11. Unwarranted familiarity with situation (or person or place) 12. Characters from foreign contexts 13. Characters continuing under different surfaces 14. Distorted Logistics 15. Transmuting Narrator 16. Partial invisibility (And odd witnessing) 17. Backward projection of Intentions 18. Bleeding with Memory 19. BACKWARD projection of Judgment 20. Restricted Witnessing 21. Tunnel Memory 22. The Dim Torch Narrative Mode 23. Crowds—Unwarranted Uniformity 24. Robert Altman [illegible] 25. (“More than I expected”) Unwarranted Expectation 26. MIXED PERSONALITY

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