grosstoasties reblogged
Me in the pussy if I'm being misleading
me in the pussy if the rumors are to be believed
Me in the pussy, were I not so perfidious...
grosstoasties reblogged
the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe
grosstoasties reblogged
grosstoasties reblogged
You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?
no 🛩️
anotha one🛩️
grosstoasties reblogged
Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?
Mixed reviews
grosstoasties reblogged
Hmmm, I’m in the mood for something fun… perhaps a… poll? A fun little poll?
Disclaimer that none of these are that serious, they are just my personal opinions and if you like any of these things I hold no ill will towards you and hope you the same to me. If you think your crochet sweater looks rad as hell, that’s awesome! I’m glad you like it! If you think DPNs are the one true method for knitting in the round, godspeed to you.
I would love to hear your own crafting hot takes!
#FUCK dpns. FUCK cotton yarn.#FUCK sugar n cream in particular#I WISH CROCHETED GARMETS LOOKED GOOD..... crochet is so much easier for me but it's so fucking ugly 86% of the time we cannot#just keep doing moss stitch forever it's so boring but it's the only pretty one (by we i do mean just me)#but i am simply too stupid for knitted garments. once we get into the weird fucking increases / decreases i lose my spot no matter what i do
grosstoasties reblogged
I'm going to be incorporating "We no longer dare to imagine better worlds" into my vocabulary starting now
grosstoasties reblogged
Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results
Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it
Starts running away cutely
grosstoasties reblogged
grosstoasties reblogged
grosstoasties reblogged
nothing sadder than a piece of media making a girl who clearly more than anything else should be a dyke and then going out of their way to make sure the audience knows how interested in men she is. many such cases
grosstoasties reblogged
(5 years late, covered in sweat) GUYS.... I JUST PLAYED OUTER WILDS
grosstoasties reblogged
"league of legends cartoon scored by imagine dragons" is something youd come up with to make the worlds lamest piece of media but not only is it real people will defend it with their life
grosstoasties reblogged
perfect headline. no notes
LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!
They left the best one off
grosstoasties reblogged
The "War of 1812 Scented Candle", complete with miniature White House near the wick, is, I cannot emphasise this enough, AN ACTUAL REAL PRODUCT THAT YOU CAN BUY (even if it's currently sold out).
The candle is funny enough by itself, but the ad copy on the maker's website is gold (and surprisingly astute):
It goes on to add:
We should also note that even though the British Army DID burn Washington, it was only after Americans had burned and looted the capital of Canada, as well as a bunch of other Canadian cities. But no one ever makes a candle about that! (Including us.)
THE BEST PART AND MOST 🔥🔥🔥 TAKE:
You forgot one thing :
grosstoasties reblogged
Normalize this response
grosstoasties reblogged
Outset of the journey: there are only two genders
The struggle amidst the journey: there are a large number of genders
Return from the land of the dead, armed with newfound wisdom: there are exclusively three genders, none of which are "man" or "woman."
Diagram of the innovations in materialist feminism I've been cooking up in my head (I will not explain what the letters mean because this world is not ready for me to speak the truth)
^ This is the gender-class society we live in ^
I've decided to spill the beans. Compiled thoughts in the below article!
