Realized months after making this I shouldn’t have been a lazy ass and done the work to make it say “intellectual GUARDIANS that also love their titties” but do you know how long it takes me to draw anything?!?!? 

I don’t remember where the “Lady wolf has huge bazongas” joke started but I’ve been running with it ever since and I can’t stop. 

Variks deals with the Young Wolf bringing an extremely unwanted guest onto the Ketch. 

New Chapter is up! a bit of a longer one this time, I’ve been SO grateful for everyone reading, commenting and giving kudos. I’ve hit 150, and that is so amazing!!! 😭Thank you all so much!!

The Young Wolf goes of to investigate these undead Fallen on her own, and decides she might need some help. 

Next chapter is up! Finally after me getting distracted by this new season and then getting sick as hell. I think we can all relate to freaking out over the return of our queen 😂

This is about my fic but also just about me on a daily basis 

The Young Wolf is determined not to give up on this alliance she is being asked for....even if the other party seems like they want to make it as difficult as possible. 

Next chapter is up! Please ignore me standing in the corner sweating because we are getting close to all the chapters I already have done and I haven’t been able to write in about four months 

I Will Follow You Into the Dark - Chapter 17 - The_Grodyverse - Destiny (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own]

The Young Wolf gets and unexpected, and desperate, message...but things can never be easy can they?

Chapter 17 is up! Shorter than the last, but I will try to get chapters up a little faster now. :)

SO no I have not found one, BUT using the few that have canon heights that can be found, plus some hints and headcanons I can come up with a sort of impromptu chart (though now I want to make a real one lol, my brain just LOVES starting projects like this)

If we look at the four you mentioned we get this:

Taniks has a height listed on the destinypedia of 12'1", and Fikrul, at least in my head, is a bit larger (looking at him next to Uldren he is fucking huge) putting him at about 13 feet....we can assume most Kells and Archons are between 12 to 13 feet tall. (Now that is, back on Riis who knows how big you could get, and it would be more based on genetics than Ether availability)

Now that brings us to Eramis, who is a Kell but is seemingly significantly smaller than say, Skolas. (It can be hard to tell, her size does seem significantly different in cut scenes vs when you are fighting her) I personally put her at about 10 feet, larger than the average Captain but certainly smaller than many of the Eliksni leaders we see, which I think makes it even more impressive just how tough and feared she is. There could be several reasons you could come up for this, from not hoarding as much ether to her simply being stunted etc....

As far as Variks goes, it is confirmed in the Most Loyal he is the same size as a Vandal, which I put at right about 7 feet. Poor guy definitely wouldn't make even the top third of All Eliksni 😭

Looking at some other big name characters:

This wound up being extremely wolf heavy lmfao. I make Aksor a bit bigger than Skolas, but you could easily have them the same height, I think Kells and Archons would be within a foot or two of each other. We know Skolas was just about 12 feet tall. I threw Drevis in as an example of what an average Baron might be, and because I think she's cool lol.

Then we have our favorite Catboy, Kell Meow Meow- I mean Misraaks. It's Canon that in House light no one gets more Ether because of rank...so he is still about the size of a Captain, which I put at about 9 feet.

So looking at this we would probably say Fikrul is the biggest..BUT WAIT there are two bitches who are EVEN BIGGER than he is

Starting with one of his own Scorn Barons, Elykris the Machinist who is just about FIFTEEN FUCKING FEET TALL. 

I have no idea how she got like this....just BINGING dark Ether???? Who knows but honestly queen shit. 

But even SHE is not the tallest....no there is one fucking freak who is an ungodly beast among Eliksni....

Aksis, the Devil Archon Prime infected with Siva is listed as TWENTY FIVE FEET ELEVEN INCHES TALL!!!!!!!!!!! Like by the great fucking machine.

But anyway if we put them in height order we get this...

Obviously there are a lot of Eliksni missing here....I didn't put in any Salvation Barons because I would have to try to obsessively compare them in what scenes we do get and might just wind up with my headcanons anyway so...

Anyway that is an....EXTENSIVE and maybe not even that helpful answer but....thank you so much for sending me an ask!! I literally cannot remember the last time I got one, even if I might have gone just a bit overboard here lol

I’m so excited for Eris and the Young Wolf to teach Crow how to properly deal with and confront his trauma and use his support system and then become the bff trio who have sleepovers and paint each other’s nails while roasting everyone. 

In honor of the fact that I’m going to finally FINALLY start publishing chapters of my fic again (as soon as I get this chapter proofread, I wrote the dang thing in July!!) Here’s another very stupid meme I made for it, you know, like a normal person. 

I KNOW THAT ONLY LIKE 2 PEOPLE THAT READ MY FIC FOLLOW ME ON HERE BUT! I want everyone to know I AM working on it!!! I’ve written five and a half chapters and I DO know the exact point that I’m going to start publishing again I just don’t....know how exactly long it will take me to get there. I have to cut this monster up into small manageable sections or I will just give up and cry because it turns out....what I’ve published so far? Basically just a tiny intro hahahahahskdfsd j g  BUT ANYWAY for now enjoy this dumb meme I made instead as a fun little preview 😂 

My guardian currently

That was the worst breakup scene I've ever had to watch. Thanks Bungie.

Alternatively:

I’m sorry Petra do you have something to fucking say? You rancid bitch look me right in the fucking eyes, look at me, you have something to say about Crow? Huh?? I could snap you like a toothpick. I will grind you into a fine paste. Don’t test me. Sorry no one likes you and everyone loves him but formal complaints can be filed with me so I can burn them in the fucking trashfire that is the Reef since you’ve been in charge. Watch yourself. 

Well here it is, the last chapter before I’m going on hiatus to work on the next part! My writing process is....inefficient...but I’m hoping not to make you guys wait too long! This chapter is at least pretty long, so there’s some compensation lol. THANK YOU to everyone who has read so far, I love you very very much!!! 

Guess who updated in on time! This bitch!!!! We have a brand new pov this chapter, and another large deviation from the alpha timeline 😉 I put it in the chapter notes but I want to say it here as well, after the next chapter I will be going on a short hiatus to work on the next big part pf the story. You can think of the first 13 chapters as “part one” and I want to make sure part two is as good as it can be for everyone!!!