Grody Cosplay, Arts and other crap

First of all I am SO SORRY I kept forgetting to answer this I LITERALLY have the memory of a goldfish it's a problem.

SECOND I want so badly to say yes because two big mean alien pirate MILFS with sexual tension is the most amazing thing I have ever heard in my life.

BUT ALLLSOOO if you sit me down and I have to say how I actually super seriously see Eramis, to me her interest in romance is in the negatives for most of her time after the whirlwind.

I USED to say that the loss of Athrys and their hatchlings was so incredibly traumatic and she is still dedicated to them despite their loss...and is just starting to consider letting others that close and maybe having a family again during beyond light with her lieutenants, at least the ones she is closest to. That is before we....you know.

But now....well. With...mounting evidence I guess my thoughts haven't CHANGED about Eramis and romance but it's because her wife has just been...there the whole time. At least physically.

I know that's confusing I'll explain more in my Athrys post that I SWEAR I AM WORKING ON ITS JUST LONG AND MY PRODUCTIVITY IS HORRIBLE.

BUT ANYWAY!! Do you know what rivalry I think Eramis and Inaaks did have?? Bitch rivalry. They were constantly trying to prove THEY were the bigger badder uber bitch of the universe. Every time they were in a room together they were trying to irradiate each other with pure cunt energy.

Eramis will always be the superior one though because she is a good parent and Inaaks won "worlds worst mom" three hundred years in a row.

By "doesn't look gaudy like Spider's Ketch" do you mean it's not fucking ugly? 🤣🤣🤣(also rewatching the mission that his stupid little kinder egg he was traveling in has the same terrible wannabe lisa frank pattern on it lol)

Seems like my whole life is just missing out on getting to ask Eramis if I can smooch her then thanking her as she crushes my windpipe instead 😩

Now that we've seen the swordfight and her straight up spider jumping onto her Ketch we know for sure it looks basically like any other without special marks so it certainly could be! She hadn't been broken out for very long before we arrived. I want to see more ketches!!! Some of them like spiders don't seem that big but then there are others that have flown overhead that are FUCKING HUGE. I just think they're neat ::3

also if there is ever anything you want to rewatch but can't replay destiny lore vault is my favorite youtube channel for that kind of thing.

Thank you for the ask! I am always pleasantly surprised when one pops up! And I always like to talk about crabs

That depends entirely on whether you are who I think you are or not. 

Jolly good! British pride and all the rot!

Keep up the patriotism! 

Oh....Helloooooo China. How are youuuu?? I'm just having a perfectly normal everyday kind of day over here! Nothing strange at all! 

......what's wrong with my-

The bloody fuck is eyebrow day. 

Oh why suuuuuuuure...

GO SUCK A BEEFEATER, WANKER

Oh damn it, it's so bloody late. What happened....

*grumble grumble* 

Wanking tiddily dollup I'm tire- WHAT THE SHAGGING CUMBERBATCH IS ON MY BODY

Hm, what was tha-OH SWEET KING ARTHUR ON A CRACKER!@1

I will *wheeze*....be sending you *cough hack* my medical bills you....*choke*...Wanker!!!

Oh Anon, there is not need to worry about the constant state of my perfection.

Being a natural born gentleman I am blessed with a certain suavity, grace, poise, wit and irresistibility at all times.

Well my dear lad, that's easy! It's because-

Oh, well. As you must know tea and I are very close, and I find it all to be the greatest gift given to mankind. 

As far as the BEST way to have tea it is simple. First start out with a pot of good ENGLISH tea. You must then have finger sandwiches and a scone. Make sure there is proper clotted cream and marmalade. Finish it off with a desert that is preferably not French. Then you have truly had tea. 

Oh yes, my lovely brother SCOTLAND. 

Well, he sure thought it was bloody great to shoot arrows at me when I was a small child, and find my pain just jolly hilarious and make fun of me being all alone and how no one liked me and how I have to buy myself bloody ICE crEAM FOR VAlentiNES DAY!!1

I beg your pardon, I am NOTHING like that cartoon character of America's! 

Does this look like  squidward face to you?? I think not. 

That's right!

What the bloody hell am I doing?

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...No