• “I’m not feeling so good…” 
• “That tasted funny.” 
• “I suppose by now you’re starting to feel something’s wrong.” 
• “Come now- drink it up.”
• “It’s not poisoned, trust me.” 
• “You poisoned this, didn’t you?” 
• “You look /dreadful/.” 
• “Are you okay?” 
• “I-I think I’m-” 
• “You’re starting to sweat.” 
• “Are you SURE you’re feeling alright?” 
• “I-I’m fine.” 
• “H-help-” 
• “What did you do to me?!” 
• “By the time help arrives, it’ll be too late for you.” 
• “I /could/ help you, but it’ll cost you.” 
• “Would you like the antidote?” 
• “You have about five minutes.” 
• “What you’re feeling is your organs starting to shut down.” 
• “Oh no, it won’t kill you- not yet.” 
• “It will be slow and painful.” 
• “I will /kill/ you.” 
• “If I am going down, you’re coming with me!” 
• “Please hang on for just a few seconds longer!” 
• “Oh god, please let this antidote work-” 
• “You didn’t just eat that, did you?” 
• “What have I told you about drinking anything without thought?” 
• “I can save you.” 
• “Of course you’re poisoned- I was the one who gave it to you.” 
• “I shouldn’t have trusted you.” 
• “I told you I would make you suffer.” 
• “You… you got to help me.”
• XXX+ your own! 

Markiplier Quotes Starter Sentences

• ❝ You do you, I’ll do me, and we won’t do each other. Probably. ❞ 
• ❝ Together, we make two halves of a whole idiot. ❞ 
• ❝ Hello new world, how’s it going? I’m here to wreck everything. ❞ 
• ❝ I just thought random screaming would help me out. ❞ 
• ❝ This is the first time you and I have spoken, moon. ❞ 
• ❝ Don’t go for the booty if it kills you. ❞ 
• ❝ I just gotta not suck; which is hard, considering exactly who I am. ❞ 
• ❝ Whatever you do, be it small, big; have a goal and believe in yourself. ❞ 
• ❝ All your life, you’ll meet people that only want to break you down. Forget them, stand strong with the people who build you up. ❞ 
• ❝ What I do is temporary, but what I leave behind is forever. ❞ 
• ❝ Life is just a bowl of cereal. ❞ 
• ❝ I haven’t even begun starting and I’m already winning. ❞ 
• ❝ I want to live in a world where every person gives far more than they take. ❞ 
• ❝ That’s cool and all but also screw you. ❞ 
• ❝ Stop whatever you’re doing and listen to me. This is of utmost importance. You’re beautiful today. ❞ 

• “Where are you going?” 
• “What are you doing?” 
• “Where is __?”
• “And where, do you think, are you are going?”
• “Who do you think you are?!”
• “Who are you?” 
• “Who is that?”
• “Who did this?”
• “Where are my __?” 
• “How on earth did you manage to hurt yourself?” 
• “How did this happen?” 
• “How could you?!”
• “What the fuck?”
• “There’s nothing between us, is there?”
• “How can I fix this?” 
• “Do you need a hug?” 
• “Is sorry not enough?” 
• “Is there anything I can do to help?” 
• “It’s over, isn’t it?” 
• “How can someone of your size bleed this much?” 
• “It hurts, doesn’t it?” 
• “Is it supposed to hurt?” 
• “How can you go off without me like this?”
• “You’re not happy, are you?” 
• “Why won’t you listen to me?” 
• “How can we stop this?” 
• “Can you just shut up?!” 
• “Why are you bleeding?!”
• “Do you think you can help me?” 
• “Can you smile for me?” 
• “Why are you so sad?” 
• “Are you okay?!’
• “What are you?” 
• ?+ Add your own!

❛  are  you  fucking  kidding  me ?  ❜ ❛  fuck  off !  ❜ ❛  fuck  you .  ❜ ❛  can  you  not  fucking  swear ?!  ❜ ❛  calm  the  fuck  down .  ❜ ❛  what  the  fuck ?!  ❜ ❛  fuck ,   fuck ,   fuck   ——  !  ❜ ❛  i  fucked  it  up .  ❜ ❛  i’m  so  fucking  tired .  ❜ ❛  that  makes  no  fucking  sense .  ❜ ❛  come  here  and  say  that  to  my  fucking  face .  ❜ ❛  you’re  so  fucking  weird …  ❜ ❛  what  the  fuck  is  your  problem ?!  ❜ ❛  don’t.   don’t  ever  fucking  say  that .  ❜ ❛  i  fucking  hate  you .  ❜ ❛  just  leave  me  the  fuck  alone …  ❜

THE   MAZE    RUNNER   :

• ❛ He didn’t just see it. He killed it. ❜
• ❛ Great, we’re all bloody inspired. ❜
• ❛ Hell of a first day, [NAME]. Here. Put some hair on your chest. ❜
• ❛ Oh my God! What is that? ❜
• ❛ Trust me, the maze is a dangerous place. ❜
• ❛ He saved your life today. ❜
• ❛ We’re trapped here, aren’t we? ❜
• ❛ For the moment, but… you see those guys, there, by the fire? ❜
• ❛ How long have they been looking? ❜
• ❛ Its a lot easier said than done. ❜
• ❛ Listen. Hear that? It’s the maze, changing. It changes every night. ❜
• ❛ How is that even possible? ❜
• ❛ You can ask the people who put us in here, if you ever meet the bastards. ❜
• ❛ They are the strongest and the fastest of us all. ❜
• ❛ Of course, no one’s ever seen one and lived to tell about it. ❜
• ❛ It’s a girl. I think she’s dead. ❜
• ❛ Be careful, don’t die. ❜
• ❛ Well, what do you suggest we do? ❜
• ❛ Things are changing. There’s no denying that. ❜
• ❛ You were there with him. What do you think? ❜
• ❛ Look, if you want to throw the newbie a parade, that’s fine. ❜
• ❛ I am sure by now you all must be very confused… angry, frightened. ❜
• ❛ The people who put you here, I worked with them.  ❜
• ❛ Why would they send us up if we were with them? ❜

THE   SCORCH    TRAILS   :

• ❛ I’m slowly going crazy.  ❜
• ❛ I keep wanting to chew off my own fingers and randomly kill people. ❜
• ❛ You’re not… her. You could never be her. ❜
• ❛ You think I have a bloody clue? ❜
• ❛ Bunch of crazies want to eat us for breakfast, by the looks of it. ❜
• ❛ We need to find another room, have a Gathering. ❜
• ❛ All this noise is driving nails through my buggin’ skull. ❜
• ❛ Wait here. ❜
• ❛ Don’t let me turn into one of those things. ❜
• ❛ Whose side are you on? ❜
• ❛ Maybe I’m just being paranoid, but I gotta find out for sure. ❜
• ❛ You kids wouldn’t last one day out in the Scorch. ❜
• ❛ Hope is a dangerous thing. ❜
• ❛ Hope has killed more of my friends than the Flare and Scorch combined. ❜
• ❛ I’m not asking anyone to come with me. ❜
• ❛ This, what you’re talking about, is impossible. ❜
• ❛ They’ll never stop. They’ll never stop, so, I’m gonna stop them. ❜
• ❛ Well, that’s a good speech, kid. So what’s your plan? ❜
• ❛ I have to admit… I’d like some revenge. ❜
• ❛ Remember… I love you. I love you, [NAME]. ❜
• ❛ I don’t think anybody every really leaves this place. ❜
• ❛ You ever get the feeling the whole world is against you? ❜
• ❛ Where did you come from? Where’re you going? How can I profit? ❜
• ❛ They won’t feel a thing. ❜

THE    DEATH    CURE   :

• ❛ But even if it’s not my first, it’s likely to be my last. ❜
• ❛ I want you to know that I’m not scared. ❜
• ❛ It’s losing myself to this virus, that’s what scares me. ❜
• ❛ If I could do it all over again, I would. And I wouldn’t change a thing. ❜
• ❛ There’s no guarantee we’ll make it back from this. ❜
• ❛ But we started it together, we might as well end it that way too.  ❜
• ❛ Don’t look at him. Why are you looking at him? Look at me. ❜
• ❛ Well… Nobody’s perfect.. ❜
• ❛ How many kids do they have to roud up, torture, kill? ❜
• ❛ When the hell does it stop? ❜
• ❛ There is no goddamn cure! ❜
• ❛ You can’t save everyone, [NAME]. ❜
• ❛ If we find a cure that’s the only way all of this was worth it. ❜
• ❛ Do you regret it? What you did to us? ❜
• ❛ I knew I would follow you anywhere. And I have. ❜
• ❛ I know you’ll find a way to do what’s right. You always have. ❜
• ❛ Take care of everyone for me. And take care of yourself. ❜
• ❛ You deserve to be happy. ❜
• ❛ Why are you helping us? I put a spear through your chest. ❜
• ❛ It stops when we find a cure. ❜
• ❛ Am I missing something here? ❜
• ❛ I did what I thought was right. ❜
• ❛ You can save your friends, or you can save us all. ❜
• ❛ My hope for you: when you’re looking back years from now, you’ll be able to say the same. ❜

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. features quotes from Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda as well. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

• ❝ I’m just like you. ❞
• ❝ I have one huge-ass secret. ❞
• ❝ Nobody knows I’m gay. ❞
• ❝ Sometimes I feel like I’m stuck on a ferris wheel. One minute I’m on top of the world, then the next I’m at rock-bottom. ❞
• ❝ I’ve been thinking about why I haven’t come out yet. ❞
• ❝ Who you are to the world is pretty terrifying because what if the world doesn’t like you?❞
• ❝ It doesn’t seem fair that only gay people have to come out. Why is straight the default?❞
• ❝ Sometimes I feel like I’m always on the outside, there’s this invisible line that I have to cross to really be a part of everything and I just can’t ever cross it. ❞
• ❝ Sometimes I think I’m destined to care so much about one person it nearly kills me. ❞
• ❝ He’s wearing a woman’s sweater and he’s drunk. ❞
• ❝ When did you first realize? ❞
• ❝ I haven’t told anyone. Announcing who you are to the world is pretty terrifying. ❞ 
• ❝ I have something to tell you. I’m straight. ❞
• ❝ I like girls. ❞
• ❝ I’m heterosexual. ❞
• ❝ I’m sorry. I can’t do this anymore. ❞
• ❝ I’m supposed to be the one that decides when and how and who knows, and how I get to say it, that’s supposed to be my thing! ❞
• ❝ I’m done living in a world where I don’t get to be who I am. I deserve a great love story and I want someone to share it with. ❞
• ❝ Have you ever been in love? ❞
• ❝ These last years, it’s almost like I can feel you holding your breath. ❞
• ❝ Disclaimer, this is about to get romantic as F. ❞
• ❝ She’s cute, but she’s just not really my type. Not because she’s black. I love black women. Not like, you know, I have a thing for black women, I just, I just, I just love all women. ❞
• ❝ I might not know your name or what you look like, but I want to find you.❞
• ❝ I’m done living in a world where I don’t get to be who I am. ❞
• ❝ White shouldn’t be the default any more than straight should be the default. There shouldn’t even be a default. ❞
• ❝ Sometimes it seems like everyone knows who I am except me ❞
• ❝ Straight people really should have to come out, and the more awkward it is, the better. Awkwardness should be a requirement. ❞
• ❝ I mean, I feel secure in my masculinity, too. Being secure in you masculinity isn’t the same as being straight. ❞
• ❝ I’m just so sick of straight people who can’t get their shit together. ❞
• ❝ I’m too busy trying not to be in love with someone who isn’t real. ❞
• ❝ Really, though, there are only two kinds of weather: hoodie weather and weather where you wear a hoodie anyway. ❞
• ❝ Did you just tell us you’re gay? ❞
• ❝ Nothing is worse than the secret humiliation of being insulted by proxy. ❞
• ❝ I fall a little bit in love with everyone. ❞
• ❝ People are shameless when it comes to cake. It’s a beautiful thing to see. ❞
• ❝ There’s something about you that makes me want to open up, and that’s slightly terrifying to me. ❞
• ❝ I knew you had a secret. ❞
• ❝ I wanted to ask you about it, but I didn’t wan to pry. Maybe I made a mistake. ❞
• ❝ You get to be more you than you have been in, in a very long time. You deserve everything you want. ❞
• ❝ I like no endings. I like things that don’t end. ❞
• ❝ You may actually be the only person who gets more than 140 characters from me. That’s kind of awesome, right? ❞
• ❝ I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not 100% committed to your Oreo diet. ❞
• ❝ I can’t imagine a scenario where I don’t want to kiss your face off as soon as I see you.❞
• ❝ I feel irrelevant. ❞
• ❝ They put me in a box, and every time I try to nudge the lid open, they slam it back down. It’s like nothing about me is allowed to change. ❞
• ❝ It’s really amazing, isn’t it? Someone can trigger your sexual identity crisis and not have a clue they’re doing it. ❞
• ❝ There’s no such thing as a good idea when you’re in seventh grade. ❞
• ❝ I feel like I’m supposed to make some comment to underscore the ridiculousness of it all, but honestly? It’s sort of nice not to have to be cynical for a change. ❞
• ❝ I try not to change, but i keep changing, in all these tiny ways. And every freaking time, i have to reintroduce myself to the universe all over again. ❞ 
• ❝ You make everything a big deal. ❞

• “I regret what I said. Every word.”
• “I have to run away.”
• “Baby, it’s all wrong.”
• “You can’t expect me to be fine.”
• “I don’t expect you to care.”
• “I changed the number on my phone so you could never call.”
• “Go, and take that piece of shit with you!”
• “We only have tonight.”
• “Get away from me.”
• “You don’t own me!”
• “Don’t burden me with all of your problems.”
• “I’m cutting you out of my life.”
• “I’m in such a better place without you around.”
• “Did you feel a thing?”
• “All the nights we shared… Were you just killing time?”
• “Can’t you see what you’ve fucking done to me?”
• “He’s just not right for you.”
• “Just know that you don’t have to do this alone.”
• “I believed in you.”
• “I trusted you.”
• “This time, I can’t forgive you.”
• “I can’t forget you.”
• “I’m through with you.”

• “It’s wanting that gets so many people in trouble…” 
• “Ain’t nothing fair. You know that.” 
• “My side isn’t chosen. My side was given.” 
• “We all need friends.” 
• “We die alone, but we live among people.” 
• “It isn’t a secret I didn’t get these scars falling over in church.” 
• “I’m many things, most of them bad.” 
• “People are born, then they’re formed.” 
• “People don’t forget. Nothing gets forgiven.” 
• “You want me to shoot you in the head?” 
• “You’re so crooked you could swallow nails and spit out corkscrews.” 
• “It didn’t have to be this way!” 
• “I thought you were tough! Stand and fight!” 
• “I’ll hunt you to hell and back!” 
• “Those sons of bitches would steal a coin off a dead man’s eye.” 
• “If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing you do is stop digging.” 
• “I’ll give you a bad case of ‘someone just shot me in the head’ if you don’t hurry up.” 
• “You’ll be the first to know when I kill you, I promise.” 
• “I’ll see what I can do.” 
• “If you win power, remember why you wanted it.” 
• “Of course, my angel.” 
• “Now go. Git.” 
• “Though one, aren’t you?” 
• “You little beauty.” 
• “I hope you got money for a funeral!” 
• “I’ve dropped 100 fools like you.” 
• “Looks like the good Lord got your ass and face mixed up.” 
• “Take my advice and give up on life.” 
• “I wasn’t going to hell before, but I am now.” 
• “There must be someone here.” 
• “Where the hell is everyone?!” 

• “Thrash all you want, you can ever escape this cage.” 
• “I’ve finally caught you.” 
• “Aw, is it too tight? Good.” 
• “You will never leave this place alive.” 
• “You are a marvelous creature, trapped in such a small little cell.” 
• “Let me go!” 
• “You think you’ve won, huh?!” 
• “Quit struggling, you will only make it worse.” 
• “You seem rather calm for being in your position.” 
• “You can’t keep me in here forever!” 
• “W-what are you going to do to me?” 
• “I’ve been looking for something new to experiment on…” 
• “What a fine specimen! Yes, you will do just fine.” 
• “I won’t become some lab rat!” 
• “As soon as I get my hands on you, you will regret trapping me in here.” 
• “What…what is this place?” 
• “Where am I?” 
• “If you keep struggling, you may lose a limb.” 
• “Please! You got to help me!” 
• “I’ve done nothing wrong!” 
• “If you answer a just a couple of questions, I may let you go.” 
• “Do you know how long I’ve been waiting for something like you?” 
• “You’ve hit the end of the road, ___.” 
• “Do you really think bindings and bars will keep you safe?” 
• “I will kill you!” 
• “You are not quite reacting like I’d assumed…” 
• !?+ add your own!