Sebastian Michaelis goes through the weirdest bad day compared to a human's version.
Everything is going TOO smoothly.
And a small thing inside of him, deep deep down...
Wants everything to just fuck up.
He wants to be clumsy, he wants to be UNgraceful, he wants everything to blow up or crash!!!
And it's to the point he finds a way to goad the young master into making it a command.
"UGH, why must you show off so much, you look ridiculous, even when doing things as "humanly" as possible."
"What I can and cannot do is all up to the one who holds the reigns, young master. You know this."
"Hmph.. I already stunted your demonic magic abilities... what the hell more could I do.."
".......*Clears throat* Ahem.. well, while you think on that, I will be still going off to being as perfect as a Phantomhive Butler can be..."
".....I order you to... "
"......Perform your job as a butler more... er..."
"....Unperfect....? Human... like...? .... Damn.... Like... Like the other servants???"
".....*Sighs and takes his glove off to look at his seal* I think all of the above counts, my lord."
"Oh. Uh. Good then. Carry on. :|"
And then he turns and promptly runs into the door, and is so thrown off by this he CURSES and stumbles, and STARES.
And O!Ciel is staring too, pen he'd just picked up dropped in seconds.
After a few seconds of both of them seeming broken by this, o!Ciel whispers:
"....You're... what the hell was that, did you- did you do that on purpose??"
"Wh-what? NO!! I- I'm just as astounded that that just happened as YOU!"
"Hmph... sure. Right. Get out of here, Sebastian, we don't have time to debate such a strange misstep..."
He turns again and this time, scrambles to open the door properly, carefully.... but still hits his head on the EDGE SOMEHOW AS IT OPENS.
"WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM??"
"I- it's NOTHING- I- I'll be going, my apologies!!"
