17-year-old me: doesn’t fucking sleep, stays up and read all night. functionning perfectly well, parents never even realise
22-year-old me: sleeps 4 hours per night, wakes up at 4:30 for work, then classes, then second job, maybe nap if they have time but otherwise functionning
28-year-old me: sleeps 8 hours per night, always wants to nap, not functionning at all, can’t go out after work, get their ass kicked big time by daylight savings time
do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off
Me @ Me: “These edits will only take X hours, you have plenty of time.”
Narrator: “She did not have plenty of time.”
I have the memory of a dead gnat
*has no plans* wow I’m wasting my youth away my life is a wasteland I wish I was like one of those busy people
*has two things coming up in the same week* omg ok no I can’t handle the pressure of this wow my anxiety is off the charts this is too much
“im getting old” starter pack
- “this is way too sweet”
- “they’re remaking that movie already????”
- “my back hurts”
- “wait, people get mad about that now?”
- “I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
- “hold on let me check my calendar first”
- **turns on the radio** [groans]
When people think I have my life together
my life
some people thought hermione’s hair could be poofier and i agreed
anxiety: ur gonna be late!!! get there early
me: *is 15 mins early*
anxiety: no ones here ur in the wrong place!!!