The San Francisco Examiner, California, February 25, 1935

804: bitch you thought

Putting files on your desktop is the digital equivalent of throwing clothes on your chair

I mean I SAY I love the ‘Enemies to Lovers’ trope but what I really MEAN is that I love the

‘Enemies to Resentful Allies In A Time Of Crisis to Grudging Mutual Respect to Growing Fondness Concealed By Snark to Hurtful Betrayal to Slow Reconciliation With A Greater Understanding Of Each Other to Strange But Solid Friendship to Unexpected Feelings In A Time Of Crisis to Denying Their Feelings While Growing Closer As Friends to Epiphanies Of Love In The Worst Possible Circumstances to Mutual Pining to Unbearable Sexual Tension to Lovers’

trope

— Unknown Author (via naturaekos)

damn it’s sad there’s no GBBO this summer

Me: *is anxious*

Me @ me: ….why? We just did the things, they actually went well. There’s no reason for this!

Me: *anxiety increases*

Kudos to Jason Isaacs for doing absolutely everything in his power to make Hap as disgusting as possible, in every way possible.

Dude sucks on his earbuds before putting them in. Like. That’s next-level.

its 2017, we’re discovering new earthlike planets, rogue nasa is out there doing its thing. my dudes. here it is. the beginning of starfleet

Im up for boldly getting the fuck out of here

" My name is Mr. Mxyzptlk, and Kara Zor-El, I love you."

YEAH YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE GET TO THE FUCKING BACK OF THE LINE MATE THERE IS A QUEUE A MILE LONG.

WHO NEEDS SLEEP WHEN YOU HAVE A 50k WORD FANFIC ABOUT TWO IDIOTS FALLING IN LOVE

Review unto others as you would have them review unto you.

Emil Cioran - from The Trouble With Being Born (via horrorshow)