bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”

I drew this for a constellation-themed artbook project that didn’t manage to pull through… I picked the constellation Centaurus.

Funny

every time i hear a baby cry it multiplies my not wanting children by one thousand

you know when you fangirl so hard you just sit there flapping your arms squeaking at the computer screen and laughing like a mental hospital patient

... hums 'Game Of Thrones' theme while doing laundry...

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zodiac awards

aries: angriest asshole award taurus: number two and loving it award gemini: superficial nervous wreck award cancer: crybaby emotionpants award leo: egotist extraordinaire award virgo: petty perfectionist award libra: indecisive “”“individual”“” award scorpio: secretive bastard award sagittarius: expert exaggerator award capricorn: condescending parent award aquarius: complete weirdo award pisces: idealistic idiot award