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chapter three

@greenberetgirl / greenberetgirl.tumblr.com

Silvia, 31, an Italian abroad. ENFP. This blog is like that section in bookshops that encompasses both fantasy and sci fi. There's really no rhyme or reason to it.
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theunvanquishedzims

Hermione smugly presenting the findings of the international symposium that declared Pluto not a planet as final proof that astrology is made up.

But it turns out that’s what’s been throwing off everyone’s readings so a lot of divination quickly starts becoming more refined and accurate when they take that into account.

Hermione is hailed as a divination savant and that’s what she’s most known in the history books for.

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this is some Arthur Conan Doyle shit

#Hermione Granger
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serhumfreysbrokencollarbone
hermione: rules are Very Important™
hermione: -sets teacher on fire-
hermione: have you checked the restricted section?
hermione: our only answer is polyjuice potion, brewed extremely illegally in the girls' bathroom. btw we have to steal the ingredients
hermione: we gonna fuCK time up, fuck what the ministry said, let's save a gd hippogriff and an escaped felon
hermione: -knitting hats- don't mind me, just tryna trick all the house elves into going free
hermione: -keeps a HUMAN BEING in a jar-
hermione: hey harry, u should lead us in a secret underground defense group. i'll make a sign up sheet. don't worry, it's hella cursed
hermione: oh, remember that human being animagus i captured? let's blackmail the shit out of her to get her to write an article for us
hermione: -uses confundus on mclaggen-
hermione: -obliviates her FUCKING PARENTS-
hermione: -runs away from school to fight the dark lord-
hermione: anyway, rules are Very Important™
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Character aesthetic: Hermione Granger

“No, I am not joining the Ministry of Magic. I’m hoping to do some good in the world.”
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lunapics

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

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Hermione Granger also: 

  • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
  • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
  • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
  • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
  • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
  • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

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manybodies

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

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gidguard
#this never gets old#Hermione Granger
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cordeliaistheone

Hermione Granger: *comes from muggle world and discovers magic*

Hermione Granger: *witnesses humans transfigure into animals*

Hermione Granger: *time-travels multiple times per day*

Professor Trelawney: “I can prophesize the future.”

Hermione Granger: “Bullshit. That can’t be possible. Fuck you.”

#Hermione Granger
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