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but this has always been a family story
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im so much more interested in a hoo that lets Percy keep the status and power he'd left off with in the Last Olympian and explores how he grapples with that instead of immediately forcing him back into the role of the underdog at the expanse of his prior development. Let the fact that he alone has the title the "Savior of Olympus" mean something. Let the fact that he is the sole survivor of the great prophecy mean something. Let the Curse of Achilles mean something. Let us see how it's a curse and how it could warp his sense of self. Let Percy be on a completely different playing field than the rest of the seven (or even the other children of the big three at this point) and show us how it alienates him.

like call me crazy but I just think Percy being offered godship should have irrevocably altered his standing within the demigod and godly worlds even though he ultimately refused it !!

and maybe this is cheesy of me but idc idc just imagine a SON where monsters and gods alike refer to Percy as "Savior of Olympus" or "the god that wasn't" or "the god that almost was" or anything within that vein and think about how unsettling that would have been for an amnesiac Percy. How unsettling that would have been for Frank and Hazel.

and its unsettling for them in different ways because for Frank and Hazel they're quickly piecing together that the stranger they're traveling with is not just extremely powerful, but he is inexplicably known in the godly world. Monsters and deities recognize him. Title him as something that's inconceivable, impossible really (The Savior of Olympus? The god that almost was?) and then for Percy it's unsettling because even though he doesn't have his memories, these titles resonate with him. They feel right even though he doesn't have any of the context for it because Names have power. Titles have power.

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girl help i underwent a narrative arc about how our time together is precious because it is limited and immortality's not all it's cracked up to be but my author doesn't know when to stop beating a dead horse so it was all for nothing and i'm trapped as a teenager forever, forced to complete quests and watch my friends die around me as i'm made to save the world again and again and again

girl help in prolonging my story about wanting a different, better, life from the greek gods i have become just like them by having countless stories of told of my exploits with varying character traits and capabilities as i become further othered from my peers and lose sight of what i originally fought for

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girl help i underwent a narrative arc about how our time together is precious because it is limited and immortality's not all it's cracked up to be but my author doesn't know when to stop beating a dead horse so it was all for nothing and i'm trapped as a teenager forever, forced to complete quests and watch my friends die around me as i'm made to save the world again and again and again

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bunkernine

half of chb couldve just been roman. they dont seem to differentiate much outside of some obvious things (athena not having kids as minerva for ex.) but it sounds like they just knew u were a demigod and needed help. nothing more specific than that. demigod smells like demigod to satyrs and monsters alike so....

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once jason remembers the exact location of camp jupiter and is able to provide it to the others, everyone's like we have to wait until leo is finished his giant boat then we'll go to camp jupiter and get percy, and grover's like cool beans, understood, 100% gonna wait for the giant boat to be finished, anyway i gotta go do a lord of the wild thing, don't wait up, bye!

cue him staking out camp jupiter with a pair of binoculars for a few weeks, seeing nico pop in and out, bothering him abt it and then abt percy who nico genuinely hasn't seen yet, and bing bang boom percy finally shows up carrying hera/juno on his back and grover's just "alrighty, my time to shine" and careens into him at full speed once percy's past the river and juno is just "wait is that the goat"

percy, no memories but a strong gut feeling: i think you're my best friend

grover on the verge of tears: WE ARE BEST FRIENDS

percy, clueless but enjoying the hug: oh my gods that's fucking awesome

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Me: The way that the fandom writes and draws Piper McLean is racist.

White fans: It’s not racist! That’s how she’s written in canon!

Me: Yeah, and canon is racist too.

White fans:

Hey OP, I am said white fan, if you have the spare time to send some links/explain this to me It’d be greatly appreciated

I have gone over this multiple times on my blog, but let’s do it one last time, I guess.

That is exactly what I’m saying. Riordan’s depiction of Piper is racist. I doubt it was intentional, but racism borne out of ignorance is still racism, especially since Riordan is a very famous and well-off author who could’ve very easily hired a Cherokee consultant to help make sure that Piper was as accurate and appropriate as possible. Instead, he turned her into a walking stereotype.

1) She wears feathers in her hair. Not sure why people think that this is okay in the year 2019, but a lot of settlers have gotten pissed off at me for bringing up so let me just say that it is absolutely racist no matter how you look at it. 

Native people do not just randomly braid feathers into our hair, that’s a stereotype that was created by white people to exotify us. We especially don’t braid random EAGLE FEATHERS in our hair, considering that eagles are sacred and their feathers are only worn under very specific circumstances by very specific people. In Cherokee culture, eagle feathers are only worn by spiritual leaders or warriors, and they MUST be gifted to that person by an Elder or tribal leader. The best equivalent I can think of is a Purple Heart badge.

Even if she did earn her eagle feather and received it from a tribe Elder, she still wouldn’t wear it casually. Feathers are only worn for ceremonial purposes, and kept safely stored away until they’re needed. No Native person who has received that incredible honor would wear an eagle feather with a Hello Kitty t-shirt, as Piper was explicitly described as doing.

2) She’s given “kaleidoscope eyes”, which has a lot of bad connotations. First of all, they’re supposedly inherited by Aphrodite but a) gods don’t have DNA and b) no other child of Aphrodite is described with shifting features like that. If they were inherited from Aphrodite, that’s still bad since her appearance shifts based on what others think is most beautiful, suggesting that not only are regular brown eyes not beautiful, but that Native girls with actual Native features are less beautiful than Native girls with European features.

3) She’s oversexualized in her claiming and by Jason afterwards.

“But now she was adorned in a beautiful white sleeveless gown that went down to her ankles, with a V-neck so low it was totally embarrassing.” (The Lost Hero, page 95)

“With the makeup and the dress and the perfect hair, she’d looked about twenty-five, glamorous, and completely out of his league. He’d never thought of beauty as a form of power, but that’s the way Piper had seemed—powerful

He liked regular Piper better—someone he could hang out with. But the weird thing was, he couldn’t quite get that other image out of his head. It hadn’t been an illusion. That side of Piper was there too. She just did her best to hide it.” (The Lost Hero, page 201)

She is sexualized by Aphrodite in her claiming and then later by Jason, without her knowledge or consent. The things said above are absolutely not appropriate ways to describe a 15 year old, and definitely not a 15 year old Native girl.

The oversexualization of Native women, especially young girls, is DANGEROUS. According to the National Institute of Justice, about 56% of American Indian and Alaska Native women have experienced sexual violence in their lifetimes, and 55% have experienced domestic violence. In 97% of those cases, the violence was from a non-Native perpetrator. This is a very dangerous reality for our community and our women and girls, and I am NOT impressed with a white man contributing to that sexualization and exposing all of his readers to it too.

4) It’s stated multiple times that her dad is from a reservation in Tahlequah, Oklahoma. There are no Cherokee reservations in Oklahoma; in fact, Oklahoma doesn’t have any reservations at all, something you can find out with a simple google search. Instead, Tahlequah has the Cherokee Nation Headquarters, which is a government base and not a living facility. 

To make this sort of mistake, Riordan had to have done the absolute bare minimum of research. If it wasn’t a mistake, then he made a conscious decision to make up an entirely fictional reservation, pushing the frustrating and stereotypical misconception that all Native people have to be from reservations in order to be Native.

5) She’s a kleptomaniac. There’s a violent stereotype associated with Natives being thieves, something that has gotten countless Native people arrested, assaulted, and killed for the crime of being Native. There was no reason to make stealing her way of getting attention when there’s tons of other things she could’ve done.

6) “The week before, he’d turned down several million dollars to play Tonto in a remake of The Lone Ranger. Piper was still trying to figure out why. He’d played all kinds of roles—a Latino teacher in a tough L.A. school, a dashing Israeli spy in an action-adventure blockbuster, even a Syrian terrorist in a James Bond movie. And, of course, he would always be known as the King of Sparta. But if the part was Native American—it didn’t matter what kind of role it was—Dad turned it down.” (The Lost Hero, page 165)

Her dad is more willing to play a violent Middle Eastern stereotype than play as a Native person. I think that speaks for itself.

7) There are frequent mentions of the rattlesnake song and a lot of implications that it would help Piper in her journey. It’s one of the very few mentions of Cherokee culture in the series, and the only thing that has any real bearing on Piper as a character and her journey.

“Her dad laughed, as if that had never occurred to him. ‘No, Pipes. Fine airplane. That’s not how I named you. Grandpa Tom picked out your name. First time he heard you cry, he said you had a powerful voice—better than any reed flute piper. He said you’d learn to sing the hardest Cherokee songs, even the snake song.’

‘The snake song?’

[…] Afterward, the snakes were impressed that the man had given up so much and kept his promise. They taught him the snake song for all the Cherokee to use. From that point on, if any Cherokee met a snake and sang that song, the snake would recognize the Cherokee as a friend, and would not bite. 

‘That’s awful!’ Piper had said. ‘He let his wife die?’

Her dad spread his hands. ‘It was a hard sacrifice. But one life brought generations of peace between snakes and Cherokee. Grandpa Tom believed that Cherokee music could solve almost any problem. He thought you’d know lots of songs, and be the greatest musician of the family. That’s why we named you Piper.’

A hard sacrifice. Had her grandfather foreseen something about her, even when she was a baby? Had he sensed she was a child of Aphrodite? Her dad would probably tell her that was crazy. Grandpa Tom was no oracle.” (The Lost Hero, page 256)

And when she finally encountered a snake that she had to fight, that build-up led literally nowhere. Instead of singing the traditional and cultural song that was explicitly talked about, she sang an entirely different song for literally no reason.

“Kekrops’s offer made sense. At least, it sounded like the least suicidal option. But Piper was certain the snake king was hiding his true intentions. She just didn’t know how to prove it …

Then she remembered something her father had told her years ago: You were named Piper because Grandpa Tom thought you would have a powerful voice. You would learn all the Cherokee songs, even the song of the snakes.

A myth from a totally different culture, yet here she was, facing the king of the snake people.

She began to sing: ‘Summertime’, one of her dad’s favourites.” (The Blood of Olympus, page 337)

Not only does that choice not make sense, but it threw all of the previous foreshadowing right into the garbage and discarded one of the very few, possibly only, accurate depictions of Cherokee culture in the series.

8) She’s paired off with a white guy, which isn’t the worst thing in the world, except that there’s almost no Native women in media who don’t have white love interests. There’s a very long history behind Native women being forced to marry white men, sometimes literally being sold to them for that specific purpose, and as someone whose family was directly impacted by that history, it’s really horrifying when media treats white men as the only valid option for Native women.

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chewing on big 3 kids being capable of absolutely devastating natural disasters and apocalypse-level outbursts of power.

Percy who creates hurricanes complete with lightning that pummel titans and flooding and whirlpools that can trap god-powered crocodile kaijus. Earthquakes that erupt volcanoes. Hazel who sunk an entire small island entirely on her own with her final breath, against giants and a primordial goddess of the earth.

If Nico dramatically wilts plants and cracks the ground when he's mildly stressed, and disintegrates enemies down to their skeletons with a single touch or rips their souls out of their still-living bodies, and can command armies of the undead, what happens if he tries to cause destruction? Even outside of total zombie apocalypse or insta-killing a crowd, he's shown enough geokinesis to absolutely be capable of the same destruction Percy and Hazel can manifest.

What about Jason? He can control the winds and storms. There's no way he can't create the most destructive tornadoes with casual effort that he can never justify using for the collateral damage they'd cause. With a single thought he can rip up a town and launch the remnants 50 miles out. (Jason in the center of a Dead Man Walking tornado, vortexes responding to his movements like an avatar...)

And what can anyone do to combat it? How can you fight the wind lifting everything you know and love into the sky, or floods sweeping you away, or the ground giving way beneath you? The Big 3 kids are scary because they are forces of nature, and their whims are the only thing preventing you from witnessing that at any given moment.

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It’s such a lost opportunity that Percy never got to meet Neptune. Like actual eldritch horror Neptune who has no attachment to Percy or desire to look human. Neptune who hasn’t been seen in 500 years. Neptune who is the manifestation of every fear you’ve ever had about the ocean. And he understands why the Romans don’t honor him.

I just think that would be neat.

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A school project: book cover redesign for Heroes of Olympus

Basically is just me trying to make fanarts for pjo during classes

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“A good Roman wouldn’t keep talking.

Jason kept talking.”

started rereading some blood of olympus today and forgot about all the stuff jason mentions in his chapters. like genuinely this is so heartbreaking to me. boy tried everything to evade the destiny that being a son of jupiter set out for him. he keeps bringing up the roman standard of excellence throughout the story, and i feel like this small moment just sums up his character development. he learns that he doesn’t have to just abide by the rules of the romans and camp jupiter— he can think and act for himself. he can keep talking. he knows it’s stupid to keep speaking to zeus in that moment but he doesn’t care because he needs to get out what he wants to say.

jason grace the hate for you is criminal

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