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Pretty girls make graves.

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Allie • 35 • Midwest • Any Pronouns Not spoiler free. sidebar gifs © criticalrolesource
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So I have a deep appreciation for late night host John Oliver and all he does, but I have an even greater love for one of his running gags. In several of his episodes he flashes up a joke alternative title card for his show and I have been collecting screenshots of these cards. Here is my collection.

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ladyananas

so im hearing @astolat is god??? what's your 10 commendments my liege

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astolat
  1. You shall seek out and enjoy art (which fanfic is) that gives you pleasure
  2. You shall not feel guilty for spending time on art
  3. You shall comment when you can with joy
  4. You shall share the art you find that makes you happy
  5. You shall not envy the size of your neighbor's fandom or pairing
  6. You shall support your fellow fans in making art that makes them happy even if it is not to your own taste
  7. You shall make art of your own to your own taste
  8. You shall love your art however imperfect because it is yours
  9. You shall share your art in whatever way you can with joy
  10. You shall not covet your neighbor's hits or comments or kudos

My best stab! lol

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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[ID: anonymous question reading: helicopter deadass said gluten tag ///end ID]

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I cannot let this languish in tags, thank you for your service @beemovieerotica

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mamoru

breathing deeply using your gut, do this to manually activate your parasympathetic nervous system and force your body to calm down. the longer you do it, the better it works.

this is especially good at getting a racing heart rate down.

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