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Leshy/Lesun (or just call me Kiwi) |25| Transmasc Pansexual| It/He/They| Just a witch that just wants a lot of tattoos. I can do rune or tarot readings if you really wanted one
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Hmm, pinned post time

I’m Leshy. Graduated from uni in Biology with emphasis in ecology.

Side blogs:

@witchkiwi (Occult, Spiritual, witchcraft etc)

@thewolfdivided (vent blog/cultist simulator hour aesthetic, tw: blood, mention of self harm, invasive thoughts, violence, nihilism)

I have a nsfw blog just DM me for it

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writerxwren

You know, I really love that Pacific Rim broke the trope of "guy has to be convinced that The Woman is his equal before accepting her as his equal." Instead it was "guy is convinced from the start that The Woman is his equal, appoints himself as her personal hype man, and spends the rest of the movie demanding that everybody put some respect on her name or else"

Guillermo del Toro really said, "Hey, y'know what's better than a guy learning to respect women? A guy who already respects women and will fight anyone who doesn't."

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That fuckin smile at the end

To the worried person in the comments: 

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

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sindri42

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.

However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

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ubercharge

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me 

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orcboxer

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

experiencing microaggressions apparently

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Sorry is this just a peppy little video of the various genders of male ruff (Philomachus pugnax) ? And why? Love this for you OP, giving us nothing!!

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future-crab

People who insist on changing the pronouns in songs while they’re singing along are so weak. “But I’m not gay!” Okay?? And I’m not a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett’s Privateers, but for the length of this song I can be.

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