from this post^ tried to reblog but it didnt work :/

i dont want kids ever but i cant deny it wouild be practical to have a baby around. like if you got grease on your hands you could just wjpe it off on baby lol. buttttt i geuss thats what pets are for

loner Dominate user who only does it to tell people to leave

Imagine being promoted to shit sniffer

Dad passed this lady her drink and she said "thank you sir... Well I guess I'm not allowed to say sir anymore... Since it's a pronoun!" and he literally just looked at her like this 😐

He's now very worriedly asking me if he "looks like a conservative".

yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

No, I don't. Please, proceed.

if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it

That would be fucked up.

yknow what would be more fucked up

Football field full of viruses.

Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.

Really big vampire.

Inside-out Sweden.

if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it

Yeah that's pretty fucked up.

Weakling. You will not survive the winter.

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

i am what i wear

we asked the average "I reclaim the r slur" person if they were ever actually called the word in real life due to a mental condition. the answer will not surprise you

When you get so horny your hole starts making that hot chocolate

im smothering you in your sleep tonight bitch

fuck you

completely deranged moment from The Fucking Creep (aka Holly Hollow_tones) in Buckshot Roulette last night

When you get so horny your hole starts making that hot chocolate

im smothering you in your sleep tonight bitch

Omar's brother needs help. He needs $700 to help cover his post-surgery costs. He has a liver bleeding and needs another operation again and needs blood transfusions. Sending the money via PayPal is preferred due to the high transfer fees on gofundme. When I get $700 I will send it to him. Please donate what you can. Omar's brother is in danger.

paypal.me/xanadoodle

$0/700

Everyone please help Omar and his brother!!!! He has not reached his goal and his brother is in very critical condition !!!! This is the message he sent me!

My friend, unfortunately, until now, Ihave not been able to save my brother. Ihave a blood problem and he needsblood units. He has a liver hemorrhageCurrently, my brother is in intensive care.If I do not save my brother, I will lose himand his children will be alone and theywill have no one. My brother is the onlyone left from my family. I was left alonein the prime of my youth. I am afraid oflosing my brother. Help me, my friend.My brother is on his deathbed. I need tobuy blood units. $170 is left to savemy brother. The doctor came and said,"My brother is in my hands." I am afraidto hear that. I cannot imagine losing mybrother and being alone

end of message.

He has been reaching out to me to continue to share and let people know about his brother's situation. Please do not let Omar and his brother down!!! He has not gotten any donations since yesterday!!!!He is currently accepting through PayPal!!!!

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@c-u-c-koo-4-40k

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We have reached the $700 goal, but are now needing a new goal of $550 and have only received one donation.

$10/550

$100/550

$120/550

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