Can these directors please learn to use dark palettes without making all the details in the shots imperceiveable? I can’t fucking see!!!

the characters: go into a darker room me:

this is by far the funniest thing tht could have been added to this post

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I fixed it

incredible

There we go.

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

God fucking damn it

my daily routine

me when the carbon monoxide level in my house becomes fatal

new favorite meme

boss asked me if i knew what a brony was today but he pronounced it like “brownie” then started explaining, but somehow I’M THE WEIRD ONE FOR INTERRUPTING WITH “Oh, you mean BRONYS, yeah, they do want to fuck horses!”

boss today asked me if I knew what a bear was and it took the incredible effort of forcing every bone in my body to solidify into one giant Super Bone and in the process fusing my jaw shut for me to stop myself from saying “uh, yeah dude, you but gay.”

boss texted me today about all the business we’ve been getting and i texted back “haha yup our dance card is getting pretty full!” followed immediately by two minutes of debilitating panic about whether that was an actual saying or just some nonsense I’d made up.

boss came to my office today strictly to tell me he got hamilton tickets and had the nerve to be insulted when i referred to him as “the biggest copycat there ever was.”

boss today texted me the most unorthodox elipsis i’ve ever seen

my boss’s parents and my parents each have vacation homes in the same retirement community, which is widely rumored to be a hotbed of sexual depravity, so sometimes i deliberately antagonize him by implying - very innocently and with plausible deniability - that our parents swing with each other

boss just came into my office to ask me a question, paused and said “what the FUCK are you listening to?” and when i sheepishly admitted it was a remix of the wii shop channel music, he just left.

op what is your occupation

Rascal. 

We all deserve to go to a masquerade ball. I deserve to be anonymous among to aristocracy for one night getting up to general debauchery in a swan-inspired mask that absolutely doesn’t hide my face well enough for me to be half as bold and sensual as I plan to act but everyone else is on board so it’s okay and we’ll all just not talk about it tomorrow.

ppl keep sending me asks about this like “what’s stopping you from throwing a ball OP”

Part of me WANTED to suggest we all donate and pitch in for it and do it. But I think (at least I hope) we learned from the last time (then again probably not since they tried again).

a masquerade ball, an event that specifically exists to allow people to lower their inhibitions and act out with less social consequences than they would usually have to deal with, populated entirely by people from tumblr is, and don’t get me wrong, the Worst thing I can Ever imagine

Dashquerade

Masquerade Ball Pit

The Pit Ball

You comfie bud???

Shame the Pumpkin fucker

THEY JUST LIkE TO SIT

It didn’t matter what abandoned house they were in, Scooby and shaggy always managed to find fresh produce in the fridge for sandwiches.

september, what’s the mood?

a cicada posted this

You ain’t gotta panic, I’m headed y’all way to help with this crisis, free of charge.

i”M CRYING

Literally no comedian could plan out something funnier than this

did a little test on myself

Why does your Peggy from memory look more like Hank Hill than your actual Hank Hill from memory I’m shook

Why does Hank from memory look like knife cat